Where's Fistor?

[beckyp]

i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.

on a related not; I heard his 'jacob's ladder' was only long enough for 2 close 'rungs'

[beckyp]

i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching.

[Titan!]

i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit.

I do not own a gimp suit.

Rent ? Does the extra 5 dollar insurance cover the clean up ? Cause that might be worth it.

[fistor!@#]

This is much better.

[beckyp]

i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy.

[fistor!@#]

i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy.

I spurt apple juice. This much is true.

[Titan!]

I heard that none of the Chuck Norris stories started until after Fistor Fistor'd him

[Titan!]

Here, I'll give you a few easy ones, I'm fat, ugly, live in my parents basement, drive a rusty truck, have arthritis that sometimes makes me walk like an old man, im 37 with no girlfriend, im going grey, I have huge gaps in my teth, my pits smeill like limburger even as little as 10 minutes after a shower, I ask girls I meet on the internet to pose for me, and I think I'm developing athletes foot.

Titan, it sounds like you could be my brother. Except for I'm married with a house, no rusty truck, no teeth, odor, or foot problems. Other than that, we could be twins. ;D

I think there isn't a person on this board who doesn't have issues. Your just man enough to acknowledge them publicly. They rest of us keep them hiden.

You waiting for your dentures to arrive ?

[airhornahole]

Titan, it sounds like you could be my brother. Except for I'm married with a house, no rusty truck, no teeth, odor, or foot problems. Other than that, we could be twins. ;D

I think there isn't a person on this board who doesn't have issues. Your just man enough to acknowledge them publicly. They rest of us keep them hiden.

You waiting for your dentures to arrive ?

Say what you will Titan. I still love you. :-*

[elranito]

i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.

i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching.

I heard that you didn't hear about these things, but witnessed them. (And by witnessed, I mean... helped with)

[beckyp]

I heard that you didn't hear about these things, but witnessed them. (And by witnessed, I mean... helped with)

i heard people think you're gay.

[elranito]

i heard people think you're gay.

I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that.

and I also heard that Fistor cried himself to sleep for a week after hearing that it wasn't true. (just trying to stay on topic so he doesn't get too upset)

[beckyp]

I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that.

i heard you're delusional.

i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty.

[fistor!@#]

I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that.

i heard you're delusional.

i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty.

I heart my hairy moobs.

[beckyp]

i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.

[plungerhand]

i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.

fistor is really Sherman? That explains a lot!

[Rock Monster]

i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit.

i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.

i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching.

i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy.

i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty.

i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.

I heard fistor has an internet stalker...

[Titan!]

i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit.

i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.

I heard fistor has an internet stalker...

And that ladies and gentlemen is what we call "Winner" well done Rock, here's your prize

[beckyp]

my fistor. MINE'S!

[fistor!@#]

Ladies, ladies. There's plenty fistor to go around.

[jaydethespaz]

Yay You're back!