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Well, it is fall... (laughs at own pun)

On a scale of one to sauce, how awesome is this post?
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Queenie Wrote:(easier to get more meat . . . you can totally push the entire bone out without splitting the meat (if your good like me )

:o you just broke my brain.... I need to be alone for a minute
Wowie Groovie !
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Dr. Stupid Wrote:*leaves
Well, it is fall... (laughs at own pun)

On a scale of one to sauce, how awesome is this post?

What's your name?

How big is Plungers smile right now?
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Right now, meh? Later, ginormous!

Where the heck are you this morning?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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In the g d hood again.

Why do I always end up in the hood?
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Because it's obviously where you live considering you're posting to this message board....that is unless you're delivering pizza and you're on your wireless laptop posting stuff illegally while driving.

What color is your hair?
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What hair?


Are the Boyz in the Hood really that hard?
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Do I really want to find out?

I wonder how many new members we have from Flint?

Welcome Flint listeners!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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52 (I have no idea)

(I post via my iPhone btw)

Where's my money?
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You only had $2. Didn't the hooker take it?

Am I going to need a jacket tonight for homecoming?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Maybe Plunger will give you his ?

What's the best way to cook a penguin ?
Wowie Groovie !
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Why the hell would you want to know?

Will this pain in my side ever go away?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I don't know, will it? Do you have gallstones?

What's with answering questions with questions?
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Why do you insist on continuing to be stupid, Dr. Stupid?

Isn't the name of this thread "Ask a question, leave a question"?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Where the hell am I?

Didn't I say in the "right now..." thread I had a dog and pony with a customer today?
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i dunno. only posts i care about are my own. duh.

will Fistor ever notice me?
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Not with an attitude like that.

Tonight: Party or watch The Office?
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Shit, the Office is on tonight?? damn football games

Who's going to watch the VP debate?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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i am!

why does it feel like Friday?
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Queenie Wrote:Shit, the Office is on tonight?? damn football games

Who's going to watch the VP debate?

Tens of millions of people (The VP debate will push the office out of the way BTW. "The Office will be seen at it's regularly scheduled time next week.....thank you for your support.)

Can I just have .0000001% of that $700 billion dollar bailout please?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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Because you're in school still and probably don't have any friday classes (if you know how to schedule your classes well).

You've got me second guessing myself now, Queenie, I dunno - Is The Office on tonight?
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Jo Wrote:i am!

why does it feel like Friday?
Cause your regularly scheduled client moved his mustache ride from Friday to Thursday.


Can I just have .0000001% of that $700 billion dollar bailout please?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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All right damn it!!! I give up trying to get these stupid answers in on time before someone else does!!!!
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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dino Wrote:
Jo Wrote:why does it feel like Friday?
Cause your regularly scheduled client moved his mustache ride from Friday to Thursday.


Can I just have .0000001% of that $700 billion dollar bailout please?

Only if I can have half of it.

Why didn't I get much sleep last night?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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....Plunger probably knows why......giggidy.

will today go by fast?
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Not fast enough.

Why doesn't my snoring meds work?
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They do, it's Queen's chest in your face causing you to make the motorboat noise.

Why does my phone always ring when I'm typing a post?
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Aren't we actually supposed to be working?

What's for lunch today?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Don't know yet.

What sounds good?
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Can I have lunch in bed?

Why won't this clock go any faster?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Hooter's....on the boss' dime.

Who's in?
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because time moves for no man... Or woman... Or queen... Expecialy when the queen rules over whores.

Hey fetus, want to fight again? I'm feelin punchy.
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It seems silly to fight you again being that your name is Dr. Stupid and you prove that it's very fitting on a daily basis. I don't think that you have any chance of beating me. I'm like Eminem in a rap battle. I'll win every time. I can accept that I'm from the south and that there are slow people down here. I can also pretend to be one of them. I might speak in a slower voice, but I'll always outwit the person I'm having an arguement with because I don't argue what I don't know. I know the south, and I know the north. Dr. Stupid, you have no chance if we begin another fight.

Is that what you were looking for?
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No. It sounded more smarter than you is. Me have low brains power and like turtles. But yous like turtles betterer. My turtle. Gimmy it back.

Can me get Turtle back? He's my only fred.
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Ummm maybe i dun gots some one ta rite that wun fer me. Ok. I dunno wut else to say now that heze gon. maybe i can try ta make sumtin up but yer anser sownded purty gud ta my qweshchon. I dun no where yer turtle fred is so i cant giv'eem bak.

How'ma spozed to ax a qweshchon if i don't no how ta rite?
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...

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Yes, you are speechless and I win.

Shall we get back on track?
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Been holding onto this one for a while...

I'm typing slow cause I know you can't read very fast
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:Been holding onto this one for a while...

I'm typing slow cause I know you can't read very fast

At least I know how to ax a question on the Island....



We'll have to take the train.


Is Queenie going to help out Plunger Lead foot?
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Didn't I tell you to remind me?

Is Plunger ever going to learn to use the cruise control?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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