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Top 5 Attainable/Current Joy Inducers
#1
Per the list discussed today of the Top 10 Things that Make You Happy.

Men's Answers 10-1: learning something new, drinking with friends, helping out a friend, pets, family meal, having sex, quality time with partner, surfing the internet (presumably for porn), rest/relaxation, entertainment

Women's Answers 10-1: surfing internet, having sex, eating comfort food, helping out a friend, playing with children, pets, quality time with partner, family meal, entertainment, rest/relaxation


[drop]violent vomit[/drop]

My list (just top 5) 1. loving/being loved, 2. sex, 3. eating, 4. music, 5. animals/cars are tied

Yours?
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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#2
1. really good food, 2. being loved, 3. friends, 4. talking on the radio, 5. traveling
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#3
1. Getting great photos of whatever I'm aiming my camera at. 2. Awesome shows on TV or movies on DVD 3. Guinness and or Maker's Mark 4. This message board 5. Internet porn puppies kittens and rainbows
Wowie Groovie !
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#4
1. food
2. babies
3. animals
4. internet
5. sleeping
That's what she said.
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#5
1. My kids
2. Love
3. My family
4. My home
5. My friends
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#6
anybody else notice how it's only girls that have answered this?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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#7
dino Wrote:anybody else notice how it's only girls that have answered this?

No your wrong, what about Tita...oh, I see what you are saying. ;D
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#8
brytn Wrote:
dino Wrote:anybody else notice how it's only girls that have answered this?

No your wrong, what about Tita...oh, I see what you are saying. ;D


semi exemption granted for titan.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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#9
mine:

1) Watching my sports teams win
2) Sex/affection from girlfriend
3) Going out to eat and/or drinking with friends
4) Sleeping
5) Traveling
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#10
1. Spending time with the wife and kids.

The rest just fills time and pays the bills.
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#11
1) Spending time with my daughter
2) Spending time with my wife
3) being affectionate with my wife
4) Bass Ale
5) Hunting
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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#12
1. Spending time with my daughter
2. Intimate time with my wife (either with clothes on or off)
3. Good food and drink
4. Time with friends
5. Home improvement project completed
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#13
5. Drinking
4. Smokin M.J.
3. Sex
2. Being hyper and bouncey (I'm very high energy and love using it to be reduculus)
1. Playing/listening to piano
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#14
Dr. Stupid Wrote:3. Sex

When you say this, you mean with Jill Palmer right?

For those of you who don't know Jill Palmer:

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P.S. .... not my hand
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#15
Well, I do have strong hands. Comes from playing a lot of piano. And constantly masturbating.
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#16
So your #3 should have technically been masturbating.... because let's all face it, there's a difference....and sex is much better.
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#17
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Well, I do have strong hands. Comes from playing a lot of piano. And constantly masturbating.

You do those two activities at the same time ? Cause, that's pretty talented.
Wowie Groovie !
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#18
Haha I'm imagining what it would actually sound like if someone were to attempt that... crazy off notes, rises and falls, climactic high notes, and the thud of the lid
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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#19
brytn Wrote:
dino Wrote:anybody else notice how it's only girls that have answered this?

No your wrong, what about Tita...oh, I see what you are saying. ;D

hahah lol
+1
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#20
Torque Wrote:Haha I'm imagining what it would actually sound like if someone were to attempt that... crazy off notes, rises and falls, climactic high notes, and the thud of the lid

And then a cartoon wolf howl "Owooooooo!!!"
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#21
Thats IS how it happens! How did you know? Has Titan been stalking me again? Because he can join me in one of my "sessions"... (or ladies can play too, but let's face it, you wouldn't be able to handle the sexy)
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#22
1. My kids
2. Getting enough sleep
3. Not having to worry about finances
4. Sex
5. Quiet time
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#23
1. Anything involving being with my wife.
2. Enjoying a good meal.
3. Spending time with friends.
4. Time spent at a baseball game.
5. A nice day on the golf course.
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#24
1~My family 2~Drawing 3~Exploring Places/Hiking 4~Cooking 5~Sleeping
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#25
1. My Daughter
2. My Family
3. My Cats (2)
4. My Boyfriend
5. Multiple Orgasms
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