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#1
06-21-2008, 11:30 PM
You know the game....if you don't....you'll catch on. (Boredom has set in along with a bout of insomnia)

I have never...
had sex in a foreign automobile.

someone who has can post next....I'm sure there are a few.
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
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#2
06-22-2008, 12:06 AM
I have never...
gotten my e-mails replied to by FBHW or Zane
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#3
06-22-2008, 12:16 AM
I have never...
been fired from a job.
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#4
06-22-2008, 07:01 AM
I've never...

won at beerpong.
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#5
06-22-2008, 07:04 AM
I've never....
Played Beer-pong.
Heard it's fun though.
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#6
06-22-2008, 07:54 AM
I've never...
Had the desire to throw plastic into good beer.
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#7
06-22-2008, 09:14 AM
I've Never....
Base jumped from a city building
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#8
06-22-2008, 09:20 AM
I've never....

liked A.J. Pierzynski
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#9
06-22-2008, 07:11 PM
I've never...

met a coney dog I didn't like.
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#10
06-22-2008, 11:13 PM
I've never....
paid, or been paid for sexual favors
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#11
10-04-2008, 11:41 AM
I've never....
Found my soul mate.
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#12
10-04-2008, 02:21 PM
I've never...

liked waking up early... Til now
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#13
10-04-2008, 06:34 PM
I've never...

smoked pot.
That's what she said.
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#14
10-04-2008, 07:04 PM
I've never...

Been arrested.
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#15
10-04-2008, 10:25 PM
I've never...

Smoked a cigarette.
I want to, but I have to settle for just carrying around a lighter
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
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#16
10-04-2008, 11:07 PM
I've never...
set anyone on fire. I just threaten to do it.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#17
10-04-2008, 11:21 PM
I've never
broken the law.
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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#18
10-04-2008, 11:22 PM
I've never

have had sex with a man
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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#19
10-05-2008, 02:44 AM
Ever been in a fight.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#20
10-05-2008, 08:05 AM
I've never intentionally killed another human being with a chain saw.
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#21
10-05-2008, 08:44 AM
nurveen Wrote:I've never
broken the law.

Ever? You ALWAYS drive at or under the speed limit?
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#22
10-05-2008, 09:16 AM
I've never driven at or under the speed limit
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
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#23
10-05-2008, 01:14 PM
Torque Wrote:I've never driven at or under the speed limit

But you have intentionally killed someone with a chainsaw ? I knew there was something edgy about you.
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#24
10-05-2008, 02:27 PM
...said never again. *ba dum chhh*

+1 me damnit!

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#25
10-05-2008, 06:03 PM
I have never....

eaten at a sonic.

(but heard it's fantastic)
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#26
10-05-2008, 07:47 PM
I have never....

seen Hot Wing's crank.

(but heard it's huge)
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#27
10-05-2008, 08:48 PM
Titan ! Wrote:
Torque Wrote:I've never driven at or under the speed limit

But you have intentionally killed someone with a chainsaw ? I knew there was something edgy about you.

Although I am adept with a chainsaw, I prefer guns and knives, they're more civilized.
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#28
10-06-2008, 12:40 AM
I've never drop-kicked a dog over a fence.
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#29
10-06-2008, 06:42 AM
deuchebag Wrote:I've never drop-kicked a dog over a fence.

So since you have seen Hot Wings cranks, settle the great mystery for us. How big is it ?


While waiting...

I've never sorted coke. (either the beverage or the powdered love and life enhancer)
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#30
10-06-2008, 12:27 PM
Titan ! Wrote:
deuchebag Wrote:I've never drop-kicked a dog over a fence.

So since you have seen Hot Wings cranks, settle the great mystery for us. How big is it ?


While waiting...

I've never sorted coke. (either the beverage or the powdered love and life enhancer)

I used to work somewhere that had a coke drink machine. We always had to make sure that the cokes, sprites, etc were separated....so by way of your typo, I can enter this thread here. I've sorted coke.

I never skinny dipped without getting back to home base.
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#31
10-06-2008, 01:09 PM
I've Never:

Pooped outside on the ground.
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#32
10-06-2008, 01:29 PM
Dragged my ass across a carpet after licking my sphincter clean.
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#33
10-06-2008, 03:28 PM
posted my photo to this board.
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#34
10-06-2008, 03:29 PM
I've Never:

:olooked at my a-hole in the mirror :o
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#35
10-06-2008, 06:20 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:So since you have seen Hot Wings cranks, settle the great mystery for us. How big is it ?


While waiting...

I've never sorted coke. (either the beverage or the powdered love and life enhancer)

I used to work somewhere that had a coke drink machine. We always had to make sure that the cokes, sprites, etc were separated....so by way of your typo, I can enter this thread here. I've sorted coke.

I never skinny dipped without getting back to home base.

Well done ! +1
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#36
10-06-2008, 06:38 PM
Titan ! Wrote:While waiting...

I've never sorted coke. (either the beverage or the powdered love and life enhancer)

I've never sorted or snorted coke. I've also never believed people who say coke and pepsi taste the same
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10-06-2008, 09:07 PM
Titan ! Wrote:
deuchebag Wrote:I've never drop-kicked a dog over a fence.

So since you have seen Hot Wings cranks, settle the great mystery for us. How big is it ?


While waiting...

I've never sorted coke. (either the beverage or the powdered love and life enhancer)

Since you apparently know he has more than one, which one are you talking about?

I've never gone pee in a lake.
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#38
10-07-2008, 05:35 AM
I've never had gay sex.

(my poor typing skills sure are taking a beating, I blame the Mac keyboard)
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#39
10-07-2008, 04:58 PM
I've never gotten a concussion
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#40
10-07-2008, 05:15 PM
I've never had a threesome
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