10-03-2008, 01:52 PM
NO
Why have a fast car if you can't drive it?
Why have a fast car if you can't drive it?
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10-03-2008, 02:12 PM
You can drive it fast, you just can't get caught.
Why you gotta holler NO at me? I thought you wanted my help.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-03-2008, 02:27 PM
wasn't yellin'. You know how my caps stick...
If I don't have a licence...Who do you think will have to drive?
10-03-2008, 02:29 PM
The one that knows how to use the cruise control, thus avoids speeding tickets.
When am I going to get a break?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-03-2008, 03:07 PM
No one ever said being Queen was easy.
How'd you get that thing in there ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-03-2008, 03:11 PM
It was easy...... I'm white.
Where does the yellow brick road begin?
10-03-2008, 03:16 PM
Over the river and through the woods.
Do I have to get all my filing done today?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-03-2008, 03:21 PM
No. Rush around on Monday. It will look good in front of your boss.
Why won't she wear a short skirt?
10-03-2008, 03:22 PM
Becuase you always go up it when she does.....not that I disagree with you for doing it though.
Why did I eat so much Indian food at lunch? I"M STUFFED!!!
10-06-2008, 07:00 AM
deuchebag Wrote:Aren't you allergic to indian food? It goes statement, then question, not question question... sigh. {/d} Nobody cares. {d} What will I have for lunch ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-06-2008, 10:22 AM
Whatever your heart desires, but still fits your wallet.
How many days will it be before I get a break?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-06-2008, 11:28 AM
General Taso's chicken
What do you wish for at a wishing well?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-06-2008, 11:41 AM
Normally yes, but not when I have a hangover.
When does the new season of the The Closer start?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-07-2008, 05:48 AM
It will start when it starts and not a second sooner.
Did you see what she was wearing ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-07-2008, 06:32 AM
i saw what she wasn't wearing.
why haven't i been fired yet? 
10-07-2008, 09:50 AM
Because the boss likes your booty (nyuk nyuk nyuk)
Who else likes laccross?
10-07-2008, 09:55 AM
It's spelled Lacrosse. And is considered (by me) the greatest / fastest game on the earth. Neh, the universe.
Why do companies reward incompetance?
10-07-2008, 10:02 AM
Would you rather they didn't pay you? (air pounds for laccrosse!)
Why will this hornet not leave me alone?
10-07-2008, 12:55 PM
Because it hates stupid people.
When will old man winter show his ugly head?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-07-2008, 01:01 PM
In Nashville? never..Grand Rapids...3 weeks give or take.
What's for supper?
10-07-2008, 01:08 PM
Whatever you are cooking!!
Why is the board so dead today?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-07-2008, 03:35 PM
Effin' jobs.
What does it take to accept the fuktards I can not change? 
10-07-2008, 03:46 PM
airhornahole Wrote:Effin' jobs. Grain alcohol. Why do I love spicy garlic wings from BW3 so?
10-07-2008, 03:56 PM
Because you hate your a-hole (obviously)!!
Why does my boss talk so loud?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-07-2008, 04:07 PM
Because he just got a shiny new bluedouche headset.
How many roads must a man walk?
10-07-2008, 04:09 PM
It doesn't matter,all roads lead to Rome.
Do you really like Peter,Paul and Mary?
10-07-2008, 04:14 PM
Peter and Mary are okay, but Paul is a dickfor.
What's a dickfor?
10-08-2008, 09:06 AM
In what film and TV show will you find mingers wearing fleeced lined bomber hats?
A headache from hell along with a broken pinky finger.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-08-2008, 09:18 AM
Queenie Wrote:In what film and TV show will you find mingers wearing fleeced lined bomber hats?The format is answer, question not visa versa. FAIL!!! (I always wanted to do that.  )Southpark Will the rain ever let up?
10-08-2008, 09:32 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Southpark Not over your head. Did that just make your pathetic little day?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-08-2008, 09:35 AM
Sure did!
 Are saddened by your defeet by the Stupid? (that's right, defeet. The act of having your feet removed, or loosing like a girl)
10-08-2008, 09:49 AM
News flash . . . I am a girl and miraculously I still have my feet (so I guess your evil little plan didn't work).
How long will the rain last?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-08-2008, 10:14 AM
I don't know, but I'm going to blame everything on it.
How glad am I that I got my gutters cleaned out last weekend? 
10-08-2008, 10:22 AM
I'm glad to know that the official dictionary changed the words "large and small intestines" to "gutter".
Why don't you ever just keep your farts to yourself?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-08-2008, 10:23 AM
It wasn't me. It was Julie!!
How glad am I that my boss isn't in yet?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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