Speech Game

[deuchebag]

Pretty easy game. Just add a sentence to the speach. I'll start.




Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event.

[Titan!]

[quote author=deuchebag board=games thread=1999 post=41143 time=1223341180]Pretty easy game. Just add a sentence to the speach. I'll start. ~~ How did you spell speech correctly in the title but not in the body of the message?~~

[quote]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and

[airhornahole]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

[agentsmith]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil.

[Biff]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle.

[agentsmith]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle.

Second, all people found in possesion of novilty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

[Biff]

Just a quick note: Instead of using the quote feature for this one just copy and past the text before adding yours. It makes it easier for everyone else.

[agentsmith]

I would love to. My phone does not have copy/paste abilities however. No ctl-c ctl-v for me...

[Philly Mike]

I would love to. My phone does not have copy/paste abilities however. No ctl-c ctl-v for me...

then just get rid of everything in between the [ and the ]
it would almost act as a copy and paste for you when you click quote

on with the game

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity.

[Biff]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery.

[Philly Mike]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

[Titan!]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed.

[Philly Mike]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course.

[Queenie]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers."

[fistor!@#]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.

I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout.

[Titan!]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.

I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation.

[Queenie]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.

I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts.

[deuchebag]

[quote author=titan board=games thread=1999 post=41220 time=1223376106][ ~~ How did you spell speech correctly in the title but not in the body of the message?~~

[quote]

It's easy. I'm an idiot. ???

[deuchebag]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.

I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.

[Titan!]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.

I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.

I would also like to take this time to add that there will now be a national dress code. Women aged 18-25 who are generally considered attractive will be required to wear

[fistor!@#]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.

I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.

I would also like to take this time to add that there will now be a national dress code. Women aged 18-25 who are generally considered attractive will be required to wear burkas.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.

I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.

I would also like to take this time to add that there will now be a national dress code. Women aged 18-25 who are generally considered attractive will be required to wear burkas....so long as they are nude underneath.

[Titan!]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.

To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.

There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.

The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.

I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.

I would also like to take this time to add that there will now be a national dress code. Women aged 18-25 who are generally considered attractive will be required to wear burkas....so long as they are nude underneath.

Next we will address the issue of freedom, most of you have too much of it and don't know what to do with it anyway, so we will be cutting personal freedom by 50%