10-08-2008, 10:32 AM
Not mine.
Am I repeating myself?
Am I repeating myself?
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10-08-2008, 10:37 AM
Welcome to the department of redundancy department.
Why am I standing in yellow water?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-08-2008, 01:48 PM
Ummmmm. That's not water.
What would happen if Oreos suddenly became sentient ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-08-2008, 05:14 PM
We would be 'milk'boarding the whole population
Why do all the cool hangouts atract smokers?
10-08-2008, 08:16 PM
Well if you were born on and spent most of your life on the Exxon Valdez under the rule of a maniacal madman, you'd probably want a little get away to a "cool" place too.
Is it illegal to say "spork" to random strangers ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-09-2008, 02:10 PM
Only outside of KFC.
Why do squirrels loose their minds when they see an oncoming car?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-09-2008, 02:14 PM
They're into S&M. They are just way to into it.
What's the only kind of good squirrel?
10-10-2008, 08:31 AM
A fried one, served with gravy.
Why was traffic so light this morning?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 08:47 AM
They knew the Queen was coming through.
What do you get when you cross a politician and an angel?
10-10-2008, 08:52 AM
No such animal.
What did the farmer say when he saw the cows coming over the hill?
10-10-2008, 09:05 AM
Oh look, here come the cows.
What did the farmer say when he saw the cows coming over the hill with sunglasses on?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-10-2008, 09:14 AM
Thats odd. Cows don't usually wear sunglasses.
Why do aliens turn cows inside out?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-10-2008, 10:25 AM
To see if they are just as gentle on the inside as they are on the outside.
What happened to the deer that crossed the road?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 10:32 AM
See your name.
What is wrong with today's scissors?
10-10-2008, 10:41 AM
Kids use them to cut paper too much.
Why won't he answer his phone?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 11:24 AM
he is a pollock and doesn't know how to use it
what's with the questions?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-10-2008, 11:39 AM
We have no choice but to leave them, we are required.
What kind of question was that?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 11:52 AM
the kind that you ask.
does this make me look fat?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-10-2008, 12:03 PM
No, not at all. *snicker
Is it beer thirty yet?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 12:05 PM
it' beer thirty somewhere.
how many flies can you really catch with shit?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-10-2008, 12:09 PM
only you
does size matter?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-10-2008, 12:12 PM
Only if you are talking about the size of your heart.
Why have I heard so many extra sirens downtown today?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 12:15 PM
They are looking for you.
Are they looking for me too?
10-10-2008, 01:17 PM
No, nobody is looking for you.
Can anyone believe Vandy is pay-per-view this week?
10-10-2008, 01:25 PM
I can.
Did you write the book of love, and do you have faith in god above if the bible tells you so?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-10-2008, 01:36 PM
Yep. That's how I gots my name.
Where's the beer?
10-10-2008, 01:40 PM
Where ever you decide to buy it from.
Is it going to be nice tomorrow?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 01:43 PM
Only in gr.
How long can I milk this gravy train?
10-10-2008, 01:44 PM
She said you take about 30 seconds.
How old do you have to be to retire?
10-10-2008, 02:10 PM
It depends on when you decide to live without food.
How long am I going to have to hold for the next authorized agent?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-10-2008, 07:45 PM
I didn't know there was an end to the hold.
Why doesn't McDonalds deliver?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-11-2008, 09:07 AM
We're already the fattest nation on the planet.
What should the topic of my first youtube video be ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-11-2008, 11:03 AM
Well you always seem to like making you the topic of every post you make so why not make that the topic of your first youtube
  How bad do you think the Lions will do this year...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
10-12-2008, 07:07 PM
Never.
Is anyone happy as a pig in slop that the Cardianals beat the Cowboys in OT today??
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-12-2008, 07:29 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Never. I'm a Lion's fan, and I hate the Cowboys, so when they lose it's the best I can hope for. Why the F won't True Blood load properly on my On Demand ? ? ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-13-2008, 12:03 PM
It has a virus from all the porn.
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