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I'd re-make....
#1
If you were a director and could re-make any movie(s) with any actor/actresses, which movie(s) would you do? Would you make any changes to the story? Please no porno's and/or snuff films.
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#2
Does it have to be a movie? Because I would totally fire Drew Carey from the price is right and get someone who fit the position better. Drew Carey is terrible and makes a mockery of the show. Not that it's a super classy show to begin with, but I think they could have done much better job finding a host. Bob Barker was a ladies man and had charisma.

My suggestions: Ben Affleck or Matthew McConaughey.

I'll come back when I can think of a movie that needs to be re-made.
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#3
The Phantom Menace.

Lucas was way out of practice and he thought he could cash in with campy acting and goofy kid-appealing aliens, like he did with the first 3 Star Wars movies. Then he had a problem on his hands, so he phased out Jar Jar Binks and phased in the drama and fight scenes. Revenge of the Sith was a ton better, examining the darker sides of the Force. George learned his lesson.
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#4
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Does it have to be a movie? Because I would totally fire Drew Carey from the price is right and get someone who fit the position better. Drew Carey is terrible and makes a mockery of the show. Not that it's a super classy show to begin with, but I think they could have done much better job finding a host. Bob Barker was a ladies man and had charisma.

My suggestions: Ben Affleck or Matthew McConaughey.

I'll come back when I can think of a movie that needs to be re-made.

When the hell do you watch the Price is Right? You're on here all morning. Please tell me you tivo it and watch it at night...
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#5
Actually, I just graduated college in December, so while I was in school, I would watch it a lot. I'd love to watch it here at work though, but I'm not sure how well I could multitask with adding that to the menu of Daily word + keeping up with this message board.

And I'm usually not on here all morning. I just do the whole log in for 6-12 hours and check back every hour or so once i've run through and done my damage.
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#6
I would redo the last Indiana Jones movie, I was so disappointed. Sad And I agree about Drew Carey sucking at the Price is Right, he doesn't even put any effort into, boring and monotone.
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#7
This is not my idea and its not a remake, but a sequel, I just think it would be a great movie.

Since the original 4 guys don't want to make another Ghostbusters movie, and Dan Aykroyd has expressed interest in working with Seth Rogen, I think the 4 main characters from 40 Year Old Virgin would be a great replacement cast.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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#8
Opus Wrote:This is not my idea and its not a remake, but a sequel, I just think it would be a great movie.

Since the original 4 guys don't want to make another Ghostbusters movie, and Dan Aykroyd has expressed interest in working with Seth Rogen, I think the 4 main characters from 40 Year Old Virgin would be a great replacement cast.

I thought Rick Moranis was the only hold out. ( because he doesn't need the money)
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#9
From what I understand, Moranis and Bill Murray said no and Aykroyd and Ramis didn't want to do it without Murray. They would have gone ahead without Moranis, but definately not without Murray.

Thats why they are doing the game instead.. because Murray agreed to do the game.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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#10
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:My suggestions: Ben Affleck or Matthew McConaughey.

Those choices are worse than Drew Carey.
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#11
I'd remake They Live, with the same actors, but make the entire hour and a half movie the alley fight.
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#12
providencecrow Wrote:I'd remake They Live, with the same actors, but make the entire hour and a half movie the alley fight.

Rowdy Roddy Piper: Hey put on these glasses !

The Black Guy: Hey them's fightin words !

RRP: Ok then let's fight:


(They fight for an hour and a half )



LOOK ! I just wrote a script !

Woooo !
Wowie Groovie !
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#13
spoonman Wrote:
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:My suggestions: Ben Affleck or Matthew McConaughey.

Those choices are worse than Drew Carey.

What's your reasoning behind saying that?
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#14
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Does it have to be a movie? Because I would totally fire Drew Carey from the price is right and get someone who fit the position better. Drew Carey is terrible and makes a mockery of the show. Not that it's a super classy show to begin with, but I think they could have done much better job finding a host. Bob Barker was a ladies man and had charisma.

My suggestions: Ben Affleck or Matthew McConaughey.

I'll come back when I can think of a movie that needs to be re-made.
am i the only one who likes him as the host of that? i've only seen him a few times, but i like how he doesn't act clownishly excited. he's just a guy hosting a show. if someone's in a position to be guaranteed to win something, why build suspense? that would be assuming your audience is stupid and can't figure it out beforehand. i like it when he doesn't do that.

i don't watch a ton of movies, and i don't know much about making them. but i'd remake the dark knight with a batman who can growl coherently.
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#15
I don't know about re-making this one, but I can't wait to see a Superbad 2 with even more sexual references and bad language. I really like movies that have gratuitous amounts of bad language used in a comical sense....but only when done right.
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#16
I won this thread.
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#17
No....... You didn't.
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#18
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:No....... You didn't.

Sure I did. Other than provindencecrow, I was the only other one to actually suggest a movie, and my description was vastly superior to his.

That's one win, me.
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Fistor Wrote:
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:No....... You didn't.

Sure I did. Other than provindencecrow, I was the only other one to actually suggest a movie, and my description was vastly superior to his.

That's one win, me.

But it's not over yet..... I haven't even brought out the big guns.... like TOP GUN!

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Did he say TOP......GUN?????
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#20
Smile
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#21
You can't remake Top Gun and even hope to replicate the sexual tension between Val Kilmer's Ice Man and Tom Cruise's Maverick. Cant' be done.
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#22
I'm sure it could. I can't think of how right now, but I will....... I will.......

You never think something can be re done as well as the first until you see something better.

It's kind of like a car. You think, "They will never make a better looking model than this, ever", and then..... they doooooo (do said in a drawn out whisper).
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#23
you guys are cute. keep it up, it's entertaining.
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#24
Jo Wrote:you guys are cute. keep it up, it's entertaining.

Oh so you DID see my pictures on MySpace. I didn't think you'd ever think a dork like me was cute..... Wink...... just joshin'
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#25
I'd remake The Princess Bride and change the ending to Prince Humperdink having to walk naked and blindfolded down the town square while carrying the dead body of Count Rugen.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#26
Admin Wrote:I'd remake The Princess Bride and change the ending to Prince Humperdink having to walk naked and blindfolded down the town square while carrying the dead body of Count Rugen.

Same cast though?
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#27
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Same cast though?

I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#28
Admin Wrote:
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Same cast though?

I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all.

The Rock?
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#29
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:
Admin Wrote:I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all.

The Rock?


Titan= 6'5 350lbs
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#30
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I'm sure it could. I can't think of how right now, but I will....... I will.......

You never think something can be re done as well as the first until you see something better.

It's kind of like a car. You think, "They will never make a better looking model than this, ever", and then..... they doooooo (do said in a drawn out whisper).

I read all these words, but in my head all I heard was "fistor wins".
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#31
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:The Rock?


Titan= 6'5 350lbs

That's the biggest tit I've ever seen.
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#32
Fistor Wrote:The Phantom Menace.

Lucas was way out of practice and he thought he could cash in with campy acting and goofy kid-appealing aliens, like he did with the first 3 Star Wars movies. Then he had a problem on his hands, so he phased out Jar Jar Binks and phased in the drama and fight scenes. Revenge of the Sith was a ton better, examining the darker sides of the Force. George learned his lesson.

no. 2 words: Darth Maul. now Eff off.
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#33
Fistor Wrote:
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I'm sure it could. I can't think of how right now, but I will....... I will.......

You never think something can be re done as well as the first until you see something better.

It's kind of like a car. You think, "They will never make a better looking model than this, ever", and then..... they doooooo (do said in a drawn out whisper).

I read all these words, but in my head all I heard was "fistor wins".

It's ok. I know you are a very centric person, so I don't judge you. In the end, you may recover and move on with your life.
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#34
Jo Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:The Phantom Menace.

Lucas was way out of practice and he thought he could cash in with campy acting and goofy kid-appealing aliens, like he did with the first 3 Star Wars movies. Then he had a problem on his hands, so he phased out Jar Jar Binks and phased in the drama and fight scenes. Revenge of the Sith was a ton better, examining the darker sides of the Force. George learned his lesson.

no. 2 words: Darth Maul. now eff off.

:Smile

Jar Jar Binks + shit acting > Darth Maul
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#35
who knows more? me, or a know-nothing like you who knows NOTHING? Smile

also, double-edged lightsaber > Jar Jar + shit acting
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#36
Fistor Wrote:
Jo Wrote:no. 2 words: Darth Maul. now eff off.

:Smile

Jar Jar Binks + shit acting > Darth Maul

The addition of Natalie Portman was what patched the wounds.

[(Darth Maul - Jar Jar)/ Pod Racing]*that bug looking thing < Natalie Portman
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#37
Wait......was all this crap in Episode 1, or are you mooks cramming the last three movies into one?
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#38
Fistor Wrote:Wait......was all this crap in Episode 1, or are you mooks cramming the last three movies into one?

Um. I don't really know to tell you the truth. I thought that I was keeping them separate, but now that you mention it, I think I mixed them up a little with my equation. Either way, I've only seen each of them once or maybe twice...... not a big Star Wars fan.
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#39
Fistor Wrote:Wait......was all this crap in Episode 1, or are you mooks cramming the last three movies into one?

i don't know! there was a guy with horns and a bitchin' lightsaber, ok!?
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#40
Jo Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:Wait......was all this crap in Episode 1, or are you mooks cramming the last three movies into one?

i don't know! there was a guy with horns and a bitchin' lightsaber, ok!?

Dammit! We're too cool to know this!

Titan come here IMMEJITLY!!@##
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