10-13-2008, 01:34 PM
Hey look at the angry lil Armenian !
what the hell does woot mean ?
what the hell does woot mean ?
Wowie Groovie !
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10-13-2008, 01:41 PM
Selling one item per day until it is sold out or until midnight when it is replaced.
Wonder what would happen if the AFLAC duck met the Geico gecko?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-13-2008, 03:18 PM
They'd get in a header.
Is my next date going to go well?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
10-13-2008, 06:14 PM
if you wear something slutty, yes.
is Holland ready for a nightclub? 
10-13-2008, 06:22 PM
If the women there wear something slutty, yes.
Will my 401k look somewhat normal again after today?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
10-13-2008, 06:30 PM
no. banks will chop your dollar.
what size shoe do you wear?
10-13-2008, 06:34 PM
13
What size pants do you wear?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
10-13-2008, 06:48 PM
i'm a 22, 34 so.....like 1/2 or 3/4. it depends.
will tomorrow be a good day?
10-13-2008, 07:07 PM
Always
Should I have chicken or Chili for dinner?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
10-13-2008, 07:40 PM
Have chicken chilli.
Eric Zane or Producer Joe?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
10-14-2008, 06:27 AM
Jo Wrote:i'm a 22, 34 so.....like 1/2 or 3/4. it depends. You wear size 22 jeans ? I would have thought you were a 6 or an 8 at the absolute most. Eric Zane. Will I have time for a nap today ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 06:33 AM
Only if you apply yourself.
Whats the difference between an orange? 
10-14-2008, 07:07 AM
The color.
Will the mother in law still be there when I get home?
10-14-2008, 07:24 AM
only if you're lucky.
if it's your day off is it okay to have a shot of Wild Turkey 101 at 8:30 am ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 09:13 AM
Only if you are stupid.
How do you have a day off and it's only Tuesday?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-14-2008, 09:59 AM
By being unemployed
How can people i know be more stupider than me? 
10-14-2008, 10:09 AM
"Birds of a feather...."
Why does god hate the Lions?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-14-2008, 10:15 AM
It goes back to the Romans and Christians...apparently he holds a grudge
What's for lunch today? 
10-14-2008, 10:31 AM
On the wall clock next to the giant turkey genitalia.
Do those legs go all the way up?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-14-2008, 10:45 AM
No, they don't. They stop just past the knee.
Why can't I think of a question?
10-14-2008, 01:28 PM
you just did.
where do bad folks go when they die? (+1 for the right answer!)
10-14-2008, 01:29 PM
A lake of fire and fry
Is Nirvana unplugged one of the best releases ever?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-14-2008, 01:31 PM
Admin Wrote:A lake of fire and fry Not if you ask my brother in law Are most of ACDC's songs pretty crappy?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-14-2008, 01:34 PM
No. Up to and including Back in Black 98% of their catalog was excellent.
Whatever happened to all the fun in the world?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-14-2008, 01:37 PM
It's still there, we just can't afford it.
What is the price of tea in China? 
10-14-2008, 01:42 PM
Ten hens.
How many widgets do you have to sell to get enough money to bribe your economics teacher to give you a passing grade?
10-14-2008, 02:45 PM
Sex is a better tool for a bribe.
Will Dexter ever get caught ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 02:50 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Sex is a better tool for a bribe. Maybe, if he keeps the bathroom door unlocked. How many threads have I won today?
10-14-2008, 02:54 PM
Zero.
How many threads will Fistor claim to win and then have me there to tell him that no he did not win?
10-14-2008, 03:03 PM
In TN? 2014
How long until the first snow up der in da nort?
10-14-2008, 03:15 PM
Well, it's Michigan, and since construction season is almost over, the snow should start flying next week.
How awesome was Heroes last night ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 03:24 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Well, it's Michigan, and since construction season is almost over, the snow should start flying next week. Wow. I'll be wearing shorts next week. It's great to have great weather. I might even go swimming. Yep. I'll probably drink many much beers by the pool and then sport some shorts downtown to talk to the ladies that are wearing skimpy clothes on account of the fact that it's too hot to wear anything more than skimpy skirts and tops. Yep. It's the life. Lemme tell ya.
10-14-2008, 03:30 PM
You didn't even watch Heroes did you? I usually wear shorts until Decemberor so.
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 03:36 PM
Heroes was awesome. I love Syler trying to be a good guy.
Did you know he's(Zachary Quinto) going to play Spock in the Star Trek prequel? 
10-14-2008, 04:03 PM
no (lets hope he gets better parts after that
 )Who else likes deathklok
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-14-2008, 04:18 PM
30 minutes of Metalacolypse = .5% lower IQ
(Sylar as good guy is an unexpected twist) what is your dying wish ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-14-2008, 04:20 PM
Titan ! Wrote:30 minutes of Metalacolypse = .5% lower IQ NO SPOILS!
10-14-2008, 04:34 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:30 minutes of Metalacolypse = .5% lower IQ "there ain't no good guys, there ain't no bad guys, there's only you and me and we just disagree..." Not to die..... What is it now? |
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