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10-14-2008, 04:40 PM
The dog ate some gunpowder, the baby has an ear infection, and Brian called and said the judge overturned his probation so he won't be home for Christmas after all.
Is there a vitamin that cures stupid ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-15-2008, 10:28 AM
lazy bastard probably went to his office.
 Why can't I drink anymore?
10-15-2008, 10:35 AM
rehab is for quiters.
Who are we going to get to milk those cows? 
10-15-2008, 10:43 AM
airhornahole Wrote:lazy bastard probably went to his office.+1 
10-15-2008, 11:34 AM
they can milk themselves.
why... just why?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-15-2008, 11:41 AM
Because you touch yourself at night.
What does this hot chick see in me?
10-15-2008, 11:50 AM
your better looking friend.
you got a problem with that?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
10-15-2008, 11:51 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Because you touch yourself at night. There is a clock on the wall just above your head. I'm tired after lunch. Should I make a half a pot of coffee? 
10-15-2008, 12:41 PM
If you're going to have a "post fest" like you did yesterday, you'd better.
Why did Godzilla eat the marshmallow man?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-15-2008, 01:36 PM
Cause the marshmallow man was sticking it to his wife.
how long do you intend to keep doing that ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-15-2008, 05:17 PM
as long as i fee like it.
What's it to ya?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-15-2008, 05:53 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:30 minutes of Metalacolypse = .5% lower IQ It's not a spoil if it's been broadcast
Wowie Groovie !
10-16-2008, 09:50 AM
Philly Mike Wrote:as long as i feel like it. I just don't feel like working today. Are moose violent?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-16-2008, 01:06 PM
your face, stop looking in the mirror.
do you like it?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-16-2008, 01:20 PM
Not really but the pay is good.
When's the next Friday the 13th movie coming out ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-16-2008, 02:11 PM
hopefully it won't.
mario or sonic?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-16-2008, 02:45 PM
Dr. Stupid's weekend entertianment choices
Ever heard of lake Ippawash ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-16-2008, 03:03 PM
can't say I have.
why do you wear so much makeup?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-16-2008, 04:03 PM
Becky says it helps hide the ugly.
Is that candy in your pocket ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-16-2008, 05:44 PM
nope, I'm just happy to see you.
why do you hate me?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
10-16-2008, 06:02 PM
You're from Philly, what's to like?
Who likes pie?
10-17-2008, 01:32 PM
Mikey, he likes everything.
What happened in here?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-17-2008, 04:22 PM
evedently no one likes me because i am from philly but i like everything ...
are you going to eat that?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
10-17-2008, 07:31 PM
not yet, but i licked it. back off.
how do you get a girl to take her pants off?
10-18-2008, 11:04 PM
I show her what I bring to the party
 how do you sneak out when your finished?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
10-19-2008, 07:06 AM
the window and very slowly.
why am i up at 8 for a wedding that starts at 12 when i got home at 4?
10-19-2008, 09:06 AM
Your guilty conscience won't let you sleep.
What's in the blue bottle ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-19-2008, 06:53 PM
Magic pills that distract me from thinking about my insomnia all night.
Why can't I sleep? Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
10-19-2008, 07:17 PM
Not enough of the magic pills. and it's only 8:30
where the hell did the weekend go ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-20-2008, 09:06 AM
Same place your sobriety went.
What did I eat that made my farts all noxious?
10-20-2008, 09:42 AM
I thought you said they were always that way.
Is it breaktime?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-20-2008, 07:13 PM
I thought you RAN your office Queenie, isn't it break time when you F'ing say it is ?
Are the Dexter books as good as the TV show ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-21-2008, 09:16 AM
Actually, the books are better.
Is it Friday yet?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-22-2008, 08:44 AM
No, and it won't be till Friday.
What the hell does a purple sex bracelet mean?
10-22-2008, 08:52 AM
Sorry, you weren't a winner, don't try again.
Seriously, did you have a good time?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-22-2008, 08:58 AM
Most assuradly I did. Though disapionted that my bracelet means nothing.
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