10-17-2008, 02:27 PM
enjoying another beautiful day in paradise...Bosses are all gone, tech rep fed us Hooter's. I guess it's nap 'till quittin' time. Wake me up to clock out...
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10-17-2008, 02:28 PM
Fistor Wrote:fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Nothing came up when I searched jokes except a post, but the last time I relied on that, I started a thread that had already been made. Well. what can I say? I'm white, guys. I'm not ashamed. I'm simply, completely average.... oh well. Why false advertise?
10-17-2008, 02:29 PM
Queenie Wrote:fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I'm not very good at using the search tool to find threads. Is there a thread for posting jokes? If not, that would be a good thread subject. Of course it might aid in getting those of us that post during work fired..... Thanks! 
10-17-2008, 02:57 PM
thining airpopped popcorn, spray butter, and garlic power are the magicial 3 ingredients for a yummy snack.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
10-17-2008, 03:18 PM
I'm off like a prom dress...got a funeral to go to...HOORAY! *thumbsdown*
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-17-2008, 03:31 PM
My hunny's got a bad toothache/infection so our canoe trip is "off like a prom dress", boo
10-17-2008, 04:00 PM
jus' P Wrote:enjoying another beautiful day in paradise...Bosses are all gone, tech rep fed us Hooter's. I guess it's nap 'till quittin' time. Wake me up to clock out... Have you noticed your karma Mr. Plungee? Looks like you get a blind date with Howie now!! ???
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-17-2008, 04:02 PM
Queenie Wrote:jus' P Wrote:enjoying another beautiful day in paradise...Bosses are all gone, tech rep fed us Hooter's. I guess it's nap 'till quittin' time. Wake me up to clock out... FINALLY!!! ...I used to think that the day would never come... 
10-17-2008, 04:10 PM
jus' P Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Have you noticed your karma Mr. Plungee? Looks like you get a blind date with Howie now!! ??? What day? 
10-17-2008, 04:15 PM
Fistor Wrote:jus' P Wrote:FINALLY!!! Looks like you get a blind date with Howie now!! 
10-17-2008, 04:28 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:angry smiley Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron?
10-17-2008, 10:39 PM
Jo Wrote:hoping tonight's opening goes well. That's what he said
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
10-18-2008, 09:20 AM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Jo Wrote:hoping tonight's opening goes well. slowly, you are becoming my Toby. 
10-18-2008, 12:34 PM
Jo Wrote:FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:That's what he said Ummm, who's your Toby? ???
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-18-2008, 12:37 PM
Hey Becky, how did you get only eleven posts?? Did you remake your profile?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-18-2008, 01:28 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Hey Becky, how did you get only eleven posts?? Did you remake your profile? Biff took it all away because i said i should be running this place. the guy's got an agenda against me, for realsies.
10-18-2008, 02:32 PM
Biff must have somthing against HOT girls. Shame on him.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
10-18-2008, 07:01 PM
getting ready for a date! So long suckers!
((these are white letters, realy. (stop questioning it))--> until I post again.) 
10-19-2008, 12:47 PM
Going to the range, waxing my car, eating voraciously, taking the dog to the parkway, football
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
10-19-2008, 12:54 PM
Torque Wrote:Going to the range, waxing my car, eating voraciously, taking the dog to the parkway, football Damn Torque, that's serious multi tasking
Wowie Groovie !
10-19-2008, 06:37 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Torque Wrote:Going to the range, waxing my car, eating voraciously, taking the dog to the parkway, football Ok ok, we're talking a span of about 2 hours. But I can eat while doing almost anything. Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
10-19-2008, 07:13 PM
Torque Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Damn Torque, that's serious multi tasking :-*
Wowie Groovie !
10-19-2008, 07:14 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:getting ready for a date! So long suckers! How did I miss this? So your Real Doll finally arrived, and you're taking her out for a spin ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-20-2008, 07:44 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Yeah it did. Thanks again for showing me the site where you got your collection of those things.Dr. Stupid Wrote:getting ready for a date! So long suckers! 
10-20-2008, 07:54 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:How did I miss this?Yeah it did. Thanks again for showing me the site where you got your collection of those things. That's cute. Did you two fashion them to look like each other?
10-20-2008, 08:46 AM
burnking Wrote:Mine is in the likeness of your mother. We had to special order parts to make sure everything was as flappidy as it is.Dr. Stupid Wrote:Yeah it did. Thanks again for showing me the site where you got your collection of those things. >  >
10-20-2008, 09:05 AM
Jo Wrote:FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:happy my new persona is Toby? So I guess we should take a poll as to who your Holly is then?
10-20-2008, 09:18 AM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Jo Wrote: it's Allyson, silly.
10-20-2008, 09:19 AM
sneakyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
-said in a breathy whisper
10-20-2008, 10:44 AM
wondering where the heck everyone is..... slow day at work, and the message board is not helping my boredom as it usually does when things slow down this badly.
10-20-2008, 02:29 PM
toby - laying in a hospital in the tropics after a hangliding accident
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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