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10-27-2008, 12:31 PM
so damn pissed because there's fricking hail/frozen rain/sleet falling from the G.D. sky!!!!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
10-27-2008, 12:37 PM
Helllllooooooooooooooooooo.....where is everyone?
10-27-2008, 12:59 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:must be a busy day for all the office posters Shole'iz >  > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >it's new. i had to. 
10-27-2008, 01:11 PM
planning a trip to canada, i'm using a travel agent refered by a Baldwin brother
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-27-2008, 01:19 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:must be a busy day for all the office posters I had to take a sick day Friday, so I'm doing double duty today. Trying to catch up on a Monday is so frivilous, aaaaaaand my boss fell and shattered his wrist. Looks like my waiting on him hand and foot just got knocked up a notch.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-27-2008, 01:20 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:must be a busy day for all the office posters Hey, what do you know. He's actually right about something. 8-)
10-27-2008, 01:25 PM
must be a slow day for all the yellow tenting iphone posters
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-27-2008, 02:55 PM
Every day is going to be slow! I'm getting "job compleated", remember? So in other words, I'm doing jack shit everyday until Friday, which is my last day.
10-27-2008, 03:13 PM
Queenie Wrote:Looks like my waiting on him hand and foot just got knocked up. ???
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-27-2008, 03:19 PM
Admin Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Looks like my waiting on him hand and foot just got me knocked up. fixed 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-27-2008, 03:38 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:so damn pissed because there's fricking hail/frozen rain/sleet falling from the G.D. sky!!!! Move south 
10-27-2008, 05:54 PM
gettin ready to watch the Sabres game... Let's go BUFFALO!!
10-27-2008, 08:44 PM
Queenie Wrote:Admin Wrote:??? How did your foot get knocked up?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-28-2008, 05:27 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:Queenie Wrote:fixed Ha :-* 
10-28-2008, 06:50 AM
Brewing a fresh pot of Foglifter, and trying to decide if I want to take a nap and be more productive later, or drink the coffee and be productive and sleepy now.
Wowie Groovie !
10-28-2008, 07:34 AM
Wishing I would have got one of those stress reliever drinks that Becky was talking about the other day, when I was in Holland yesterday.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
10-28-2008, 09:06 AM
listening to the new Metallica and can't believe how much they ripped off the riff from Pearl Jams' Why Go in The End of the Line.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
10-28-2008, 09:23 AM
Even if you are not a Titans fan, I think most would have to admit that last night's game was pretty awesome.
WOOT WOOT - Go Titans!!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-28-2008, 09:37 AM
Queenie Wrote:Even if you are not a Titans fan, I think most would have to admit that last night's game was pretty awesome. I was soooo bummed. I cut my cable off to move, and I get Zero picture on Channel 2 out in Smyrna!!! The only other options out there are BW3's and Toot's. I went to both looking for ANYwhere to sit.... over an hour wait at both places, and I wasn't about to drive back to Nashville to watch it.... Soooo I listened to it on the radio while I grocery shopped (I probably freaked a few Kroger's patrons out when I had my loud eruptive reactions to good/ bad plays because I was listening to it on my phone and it probably looked like i was crazy or having a silent argument), and then when I got back home, I sat in my living room and listened to it in my favorite easy chair - old timey style!
10-28-2008, 09:38 AM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:listening to the new Metallica and can't believe how much they ripped off the riff from Pearl Jams' Why Go in The End of the Line. There is a couple of parts on that album where they pay homage to other great bands. There's some Slayer, BOC, RATM, and PJ in there. All in all though I would say that it is a GREAT album. I've very pleased with it.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-28-2008, 12:16 PM
xxsloshxx Wrote:Pushin brown... eating lunch.... thanks 8-)
10-28-2008, 12:50 PM
xxsloshxx Wrote:Pushin brown... I've seen 3 posts by you today, and I really didn't like 2 of them. I don't think I like you. There's funny and there's gross....you're just gross.
10-28-2008, 01:09 PM
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be mine. Won't you be mine. Oh, won't you be ..... my neighbor?
OK, now tell me you didn't just start signing that.
10-28-2008, 01:10 PM
airhornahole Wrote:It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be mine. Won't you be mine. Oh, won't you be ..... my neighbor? Out loud? or in the head?
10-28-2008, 01:11 PM
airhornahole Wrote:It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be mine. Won't you be mine. Oh, won't you be ..... my neighbor? Aghhhhhhhhh!!
10-28-2008, 01:17 PM
mainerliser Wrote:There's funny and there's gross....you're just gross. ...and funny! Props xxsloshxx!
10-28-2008, 01:19 PM
xxsloshxx Wrote:Pushin brown... Must be a Fed Ex guy....
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-28-2008, 01:23 PM
Admin Wrote:xxsloshxx Wrote:Pushin brown... No, what I think he's saying is he's stretching his spider and squishing out a wrinkler.
10-28-2008, 01:24 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be mine. Won't you be mine. Oh, won't you be ..... my neighbor? Doesn't matter. It's my version of the Mexican hat dance.
10-28-2008, 01:27 PM
Admin Wrote:So he had a turtle poking out? Yeah, he gave birth to a coiler.
10-28-2008, 01:27 PM
Admin Wrote:xxsloshxx Wrote:Pushin brown... Now that's funny!
10-28-2008, 01:28 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Admin Wrote:Must be a Fed Ex guy.... No love for my hot mash references?
10-28-2008, 01:31 PM
Fistor Wrote:Admin Wrote:So he had a turtle poking out? Is that anything like pinching a loaf?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-28-2008, 01:32 PM
Admin Wrote:Fistor Wrote:Yeah, he gave birth to a coiler. More like squeezing mud.
10-28-2008, 01:35 PM
It sounds sort of like dropping the kids off at the pool.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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