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Right now I'm....
I wonder that too sometimes. Sometimes, there's just nobody on.
Queenie Wrote:Wondering where the heck everybody is this afternoon.


asifireallyhavetimetobeheremyself

Apparently thinking up "creative" ways to say taking a dump!

Sorry Fistor....no love today!
Admin Wrote:It sounds sort of like dropping the kids off at the pool.

Wonder if he was p-doggin' before he got to the can?
What movie is "prairie dogging" from? I can't remember but I know it was said by a little kid which made it even funnier
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
Rat Race, I believe.
mainerliser Wrote:taking a dump!

Disgusting.
Wondering if it's sad that the 2 high points of my day are

1. Going to lunch at the chinese place by the campus

2. Drinking whiskey and watching a new episode of Sons of Anarchy tonight.
Wowie Groovie !
Titan ! Wrote:Wondering if it's sad that the 2 high points of my day are

1. Going to lunch at the chinese place by the campus

2. Drinking whiskey and watching a new episode of Sons of Anarchy tonight.

Could be worse! This could be the highlight of your day!!!!!
There's a Chinese place by CC? Where?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
The corner of.... ummm that one street, and that other one that's closed cause they're building a roundabout up the road. It's across the street from the hair cut place and the gay coffee shop.
Wowie Groovie !
..Right...I'll just do a Google search for "gay coffee shop grand rapids".
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Titan ! Wrote:The corner of.... ummm that one street, and that other one that's closed cause they're building a roundabout up the road. It's across the street from the hair cut place and the gay coffee shop.

Most awesome directions ever. You should write travel guides. +1
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
0rz0ski Wrote:..Right...I'll just do a Google search for "gay coffee shop grand rapids".

I think the word "China" is in the name of the restaurant.
Wowie Groovie !
Titan ! Wrote:
0rz0ski Wrote:..Right...I'll just do a Google search for "gay coffee shop grand rapids".

I think the word "China" is in the name of the restaurant.

No wonder you go to Community. :Smile
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I don't just go there, I'm on the Dean's List.
Wowie Groovie !
Good job?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
0rz0ski Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:I think the word "China" is in the name of the restaurant.

No wonder you go to Community. :Smile


You're not old enough to have failed in life yet, so you can't make fun of Coummunity!! Wait a few years until you can't pay a loan back and they foreclose on your house because your great college education can't get you a decent job!!
mainerliser Wrote:
0rz0ski Wrote:No wonder you go to Community. :Smile


You're not old enough to have failed in life yet, so you can't make fun of Coummunity!! Wait a few years until you can't pay a loan back and they foreclose on your house because your great college education can't get you a decent job!!

Whoever said I attended a great, pricey college?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I'm eating lunch, Mmmmm Chili .... My husband is one hell of a cook.
I just got back from the Chinese place, and 10 minutes after leaving, I still can't give you any better directions or an address or name. :Smile
Wowie Groovie !
happy I had a nice lunch with Melissa at Maggies Kitchen. WOW, they have great food.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Titan ! Wrote:I just got back from the Chinese place, and 10 minutes after leaving, I still can't give you any better directions or an address or name. :Smile

That's because you didn't go to the Chinese place, but the Coffee shop across the street instead.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Bored... Bored....Bored....
feeling more and more under the weather by the minute. I think I caught the plague from a co-worker.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
get yourself some chewable vitamin C. I helps me throw off whatever bug is trying to get me down.
sunshyne Wrote:get yourself some chewable vitamin C. I helps me throw off whatever bug is trying to get me down.

I'm taking Zycam, breathing in vinegar steam, have decongestants, hot tea with honey. I'm considering moving on to vodka. Alcohol is a sterilizing agent, right?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
0rz0ski Wrote:
sunshyne Wrote:get yourself some chewable vitamin C. I helps me throw off whatever bug is trying to get me down.

I'm taking Zycam, breathing in vinegar steam, have decongestants, hot tea with honey. I'm considering moving on to vodka. Alcohol is a sterilizing agent, right?

Hell yeah ! Drink up !
Wowie Groovie !
I think I have the sick too. Time for 6 fingers of Dewers, a blanket and a couch.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Right now I'm:

Writing a Pest Managment Plan for a good sized Poultry farm.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Still waiting on news from my boss' surgery. Even when he's out of the office, he can drive me crazy. Smile
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Going to Demo's with the girls! Yay for lunch specials!!!
Excited to close on the house tomorrow.
potthole Wrote:Excited to close on the house tomorrow.

You get one of them fancy dancy interest only mortgages that are all the rage?
Fistor Wrote:
potthole Wrote:Excited to close on the house tomorrow.

You get one of them fancy dancy interest only mortgages that are all the rage?

Not quite sure I follow you.


...Neighbor. Wink
potthole Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:You get one of them fancy dancy interest only mortgages that are all the rage?

Not quite sure I follow you.


...Neighbor. Wink

You know, them sub-prime mortgages. They're the bees knees, so I've heard.

I drove by your new house the other day. Nice place. Great backyard.

I promise I'll stop stalking you once you move in.
Ah yes, sub-primes. Sadly, we decided to buck the trend when it comes to those. I'm sure Fuster has some very good stories about those.

It seems like there have been a bunch of people doing a driving tour past that home. You've probably the fifth person that's told me they've gone by. I'm sure the neighbors are wondering why all these strangers are cruising around the street.
potthole Wrote:Ah yes, sub-primes. Sadly, we decided to buck the trend when it comes to those. I'm sure Fuster has some very good stories about those.

It seems like there have been a bunch of people doing a driving tour past that home. You've probably the fifth person that's told me they've gone by. I'm sure the neighbors are wondering why all these strangers are cruising around the street.

I left you a little present....somewhere on the property. Here's some hints:

It's small. It was warm and soft but it's probably cooled off and hardened up by now. It might be in the viscinity of your mailbox. Or in it.
A little shit between friends!!
Fistor Wrote:
potthole Wrote:Ah yes, sub-primes. Sadly, we decided to buck the trend when it comes to those. I'm sure Fuster has some very good stories about those.

It seems like there have been a bunch of people doing a driving tour past that home. You've probably the fifth person that's told me they've gone by. I'm sure the neighbors are wondering why all these strangers are cruising around the street.

I left you a little present....somewhere on the property. Here's some hints:

It's small. It was warm and soft but it's probably cooled off and hardened up by now. It might be in the viscinity of your mailbox. Or in it.

Did you was your hands before or after touching the mailbox?
jus' P Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:I left you a little present....somewhere on the property. Here's some hints:

It's small. It was warm and soft but it's probably cooled off and hardened up by now. It might be in the viscinity of your mailbox. Or in it.

Did you was your hands before or after touching the mailbox?

I could answer this, but I don't want to give the answer away...


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