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[Biff]

These are older references and I'm curious to see how many people correctly answer them. Write your answers down for the 20 questions and compare them to the key below. No cheating!!

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered

4. Good night David.
A. Good nigh Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend.
.
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo

7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm Tel ling Mom

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis,
Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines

9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time

10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's
stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya

14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno

16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV

20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors


Below are the right answers:



















1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

[dino]

17/20 for me.
I apparently never knew how good wonder bread was, what pogo says and who the hell david was talking to when went to sleep.

[Allyson]

14/20. I'm impressed given my age.

[Biff]

18/20

I'm a fount of useless knowledge.

[Rock Monster]

13/20, but I was only sure about 9 of them. I think anyone under 30 gets a pass on this one!

[plungerhand]

15/20 Didn't Sandy Duncan play a man/boy in something? I thought she was Peter Pan.

[mainerliser]

16/20....I'm old

[Biff]

15/20 Didn't Sandy Duncan play a man/boy in something? I thought she was Peter Pan.

She was. The only reason I got that one correct is because I remember that no man played Peter Pan for ages until recently.

And now, the FB&HW forum presents: Peter Pan!

[fetusfacedwindbag]

15/20

age - 25. On each of the questions I guessed, I guessed wrong....

[plungerhand]

15/20 Didn't Sandy Duncan play a man/boy in something? I thought she was Peter Pan.

She was. The only reason I got that one correct is because I remember that no man played Peter Pan for ages until recently.

And now, the FB&HW forum presents: Peter Pan!

We watched "tinker bell" with the children last night. I guess it was ok. I get more of a kick listening to the younger ones giggle. Your twins watching TV/movies yet? I DO NOT recommend Barney, Tel-a-tubies or the Wiggles...

[Queenie]

17/20. Dino, I didn't know who the hell David was saying goodnight to as well.

[Allyson]

the Wiggles...

www.collegehumor.com/video:1742575

[Biff]

Your twins watching TV/movies yet? I DO NOT recommend Barney, Tel-a-tubies or the Wiggles...

We watch Little Einsteins, Pooh, and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse when I'm around. Apparently Lil Bear is a big hit too.

Playhouse Disney is a great channel.

[Allyson]

Do they ever watch Yo Gabba Gabba?

I was babysitting last week and the boys were watching it, I was cracking up.

[plungerhand]

Your twins watching TV/movies yet? I DO NOT recommend Barney, Tel-a-tubies or the Wiggles...

We watch Little Einsteins, Pooh, and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse when I'm around. Apparently Lil Bear is a big hit too.

Playhouse Disney is a great channel.

I had to deal with Mickey at 7:30AM on Sat. The high pitched voice of that mouse kills me. That being said, I'd watch/listen to a 100 hours of Micky Vs. one effin minute of Hanna or Raven. Just wait, by the time yours get old enough, there will be HS musical Graduate School

[Biff]

Do they ever watch Yo Gabba Gabba?

I was babysitting last week and the boys were watching it, I was cracking up.

I don't think they're old enough and I don't know what time it comes on. They're 13 months and are intrigued by music and just about anything that moves on television.

[Allyson]

Do they ever watch Yo Gabba Gabba?

I was babysitting last week and the boys were watching it, I was cracking up.

I don't think they're old enough and I don't know what time it comes on. They're 13 months and are intrigued by music and just about anything that moves on television.

Oh, so they're like my cats. Who swat at the brand-spankin-new big screen tv. I will kick a kitten, I swear to God.

[plungerhand]

I don't think they're old enough and I don't know what time it comes on. They're 13 months and are intrigued by music and just about anything that moves on television.

Oh, so they're like my cats. Who swat at the brand-spankin-new big screen tv. I will kick a kitten, I swear to God.

try a three year old with crayons writing on everything. All my TV's are ancient( by today's standards) for that very reason. HD what?

[Biff]

I will kick a kitten, I swear to God.

Just when you were approaching the status of my favorite member here you go and say something like this.

My heart aches.

[Rock Monster]

... I will kick a kitten, I swear to God.

[Queenie]

Oh, so they're like my cats. Who swat at the brand-spankin-new big screen tv. I will kick a kitten, I swear to God.

[Allyson]

http://www.zooass.com/games/kickthekitty/main.shtml

[linzi]

http://www.zooass.com/games/kickthekitty/main.shtml

OMG!!! ROFL...

not too bad...15/20

[landmammaldolphin]

17/20

[Allyson]

Ok, now I feel bad :-( http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008...tball.wjxt

[linzi]

That's just sad. Seriously, any one who abuses an animal needs to be shot in the leg.