Tell a story

[zetsyuk]

Rules are simple: Type one line based off the previous posts to continue the story. I'll kick it off:

The cold air blowing in through the vents still carried a faint scent of astroglide and cheap cigarettes...

[linzi]

She thought to herself I can't believe he brought her here again.......

[agentsmith]

And yet he had. Coming now into veiw, the short Armenian with a big nose had his scooter "Jessy" at his side...

[khef]

Screaming "I'll Kick your mother effin GD Ass" which was impossible coming from a man with a crooked crotch and small legs...

[chlietoris63]

But what he lacked in stature, he made up for in attitude. Yes, he was a legend in his own mind.

[burnking]

(Fade in 'Final Countdown')

[landmammaldolphin]

He was wearing his moose knuckle jeans as he arrived to the gay orgy...

[agentsmith]

He told Jessy to wait out side, took a deep breathe, and entered...

[Rock Monster]

As he entered, he was relieved that his date, Dr. Stupid was there.

[xxxredeye]

Dr. Stupid leaned in toward the short Armenian with a big nose, who was now pants-less, and began to rub his bum, whispering, "Don't worry, I'm a 'doctor'!" progressively making his way up through the rectal cavity.

[landmammaldolphin]

The Armenian had done this before, many, many times before and felt comfortable with the situation.

[agentsmith]

The Dr., however, felt violated and ashamed. And he cried a little.

[landmammaldolphin]

After a few good tears he understood that those tears were not from shame but from the realization that his dream of cowboy gay sex with the Armenian was going to become a reality.

[xxxredeye]

As the Doctor's tears dripped over the Armenian's shoulders and down his back, into the crevis of his butt, he felt a sensation like no other, the tears would now be the lubrication of their love.

[landmammaldolphin]

They joined hands and walked slowly up the stairs and gently tip-toed, as if in a trance, into the bedroom.

[xxxredeye]

As they entered the room, the Armenian noticed the many tools the Doctor was planning to use for his anal "exam" and became overjoyed to the point of releasing his bowels onto glass floor below them.

[Rock Monster]

The Dr, for some unknown reason, then started cleaning it up..... with his mouth.

[Biff]

Dr. Stupid, realizing this was a bad dream woke up and made himself a cup of coffee.

[xxxredeye]

The coffee was thick and brown and made him think of this "nightmare" he had just experienced. "Was it really that bad of a dream?" he asked himself.

[Rock Monster]

At that very second, the Armenian walked bow-legged into the room.

[agentsmith]

Quick to take his dream to the forum, the feeble Dr. was mocked and laughed at, and smote more than once. "Why? Why, cruel world?" he asked himself. Then he got over it, got a playboy bunnie wife, a medical majiuana farm, and a '66 shelby cobra 427. And he then found xxxredeye and shit on his doorstep.

[xxxredeye]

Like in the dream, he was pants-less and now had fecal matter crusted to the backs of his legs, "Man that was a crazy night!" he exclaimed.

We're carrying on with the story so shut the Eff up Dr.

[landmammaldolphin]

He tried frantically to recall the events of the previous night and as he did a warm, almost comfortable burning filled his loins.

[xxxredeye]

Seeing the Armenian caused the fetch, stored in his anus like an incubator from the night before, to release and drip down his legs, almost as if it were fresh.

[agentsmith]

God this is graphic. Do you guys realy think that much about gay sex that it permeates even a friendly game of round robin story telling? I mean, this thread is starting to read like a porn script.

[landmammaldolphin]

The warm feeling reminded him that he had to use the bathroom, where he decided to deliver an upper-decker on the unsuspecting homeowner.

[Biff]

Suddenly out of nowhere a moderator appeared and told everyone "hey, if maybe you think what you're posting might be too risqu

[zetsyuk]

"Upper deck this D" repeated over and over in his mind in Eric Zane's voice. He lifted the lid off the toilet and launched his aerial assault. His crooked laughter echoed off the bathroom walls.

[xxxredeye]

[quote="Admin"]Suddenly out of nowhere a moderator appeared and told everyone "hey, if maybe you think what you're posting might be too risqu