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Right now I'm....
I work at Macys and it's already super busy. I can only imagine fridays 5am rush...
getting ready for bed so I can get up at 4 am..............
Watching Iron Man.....
Watchin' TV with the father in law.
shawnp Wrote:Watching Iron Man.....

That was an awesome movie!! I can't wait to see Hancock.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Catching up with the goings on here while I was away.....and drinking coffee....Mmmmm.....coffee Tongue
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
Thinking about doing my laundry...
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
Wishing I had Rockband. Played it for the first time today. I love doing the lead vocals. Personal favorites:
Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones
Creep - Radiohead
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
wishing I could go back to sleep.

Insomnia is a bitch..... Sad
mad...

I missed my MotW spotlight


FRICK!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
...dreading having to go back to work on Friday!
Taking a break from getting the house ready for kittens. I think we'll be getting them from the Humane Society tomorrow!
waiting for Shaun to get home.... dreading staying up all night... Idk if I can make it...
hotzester Wrote:...dreading having to go back to work on Friday!

Tired?! Wink
You'll get used to it!
potthole Wrote:Taking a break from getting the house ready for kittens. I think we'll be getting them from the Humane Society tomorrow!

KITTENS?! Let me know when you get them. We'll be over right away.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Admin Wrote:KITTENS

I refer to them as puntables or chew toys.



Yet, I did save 4 in a fire last wed.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
potthole Wrote:Taking a break from getting the house ready for kittens. I think we'll be getting them from the Humane Society tomorrow!

Really cute! We adopted a pair from a shelter a few months ago. They are terrorists and bundles of joy all at the same time. Much like babies.
That's what she said.
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Admin Wrote:KITTENS

I refer to them as puntables or chew toys.



Yet, I did save 4 in a fire last wed.

I was going to exalt you for helping with the dadoo superbowl audio...then I read the first part of your post and cringed. The second part gave me a warm fuzzy feeling but the dislike of kittens over rides all other niceties. Smite.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Allyson Wrote:Really cute! We adopted a pair from a shelter a few months ago. They are terrorists and bundles of joy all at the same time. Much like babies.

You have redeemed yourself WRT your cat kicking comments a few weeks ago.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Admin Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:Really cute! We adopted a pair from a shelter a few months ago. They are terrorists and bundles of joy all at the same time. Much like babies.

You have redeemed yourself WRT your cat kicking comments a few weeks ago.

I think you may be mistaken... why exactly do you think they adopted them? Stress reliever maybe?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Rock Monster Wrote:I think you may be mistaken... why exactly do you think the adopted them? Stress reliever maybe?

And just when I think I'm fluent in the language of cynicism.....I find out that my radar isn't as sensitive as it should be.

Allyson, we need confirmation which will include pictures of you cuddling the kittens.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Admin Wrote:Allyson, we need confirmation which will include pictures of you cuddling the kittens.

The little boy...
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The little girl...
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That's what she said.
But I do make them play dead...
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And I store them in the fridge...
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That's what she said.
Allyson Wrote:
Admin Wrote:Allyson, we need confirmation which will include pictures of you cuddling the kittens.

The little boy...
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The little girl...
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That's a nice..... ah nevermind... too easy.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Allyson Wrote:The little girl...
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There's a pussy on your....uh....

eff it.

You've redeemed yourself.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
At least I know whose kittens are going to die when I masterbate
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
how do you use a kitten for that? Gerbils aren't big enough?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Admin Wrote:
potthole Wrote:Taking a break from getting the house ready for kittens. I think we'll be getting them from the Humane Society tomorrow!

KITTENS?! Let me know when you get them. We'll be over right away.

Should hopefully be getting 'em tonight. We're going straight over to the Humane Society after work, and so long as they've already been spayed and gotten their shots, we'll be bringing them home with us.


Allyson Wrote:Really cute! We adopted a pair from a shelter a few months ago. They are terrorists and bundles of joy all at the same time. Much like babies.

Sounds like the kitten my parents got a year ago. Very cute and fun to watch, but if you try to pet it, look out. I think they took it home too early, though, so it didn't really learn how to socialize very well.
Allyson Wrote:
Admin Wrote:Allyson, we need confirmation which will include pictures of you cuddling the kittens.

The little boy...
[Image: n24805012_32402082_4734.jpg]

The little girl...
[Image: n24805012_32350017_4991.jpg]


WOW!!! How is it that your trees still have leaves ( green at that), and you live in Jersey?

BIFF!!! These photos are dated or more than likely fakes!!!!


cat hater...
I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that these were taken a few months ago but just in case I think we should smite the hell out of her until we know for sure.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:At least I know whose kittens are going to die when I masterbate
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:how do you use a kitten for that? Gerbils aren't big enough?

[Image: masturbate-kitten.jpg]
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Queenie Wrote:Bless your heart! I worked in retail (a store called Service Merchandise that is no longer around) in the jewelry department. I sold jewelry (of course), but ended up doing a lot of maintenance as well (buffing rings, resizing, fixing watches). The worst thing I remember was the store pushing their extended service plan. We had to offer it to everyone and most people were just ready to get the hell out of the store and didn't want to hear it.

Aw! Craptastic! I remember this store well and one eager associate who literally followed me around to try and get me to buy the ESP. Creepy..
My friend had a cat that I called the ankle assasin. Cute cat, but you had to watch out when you walked into the room.

I'm tired. Drove back home from GA yesterday, got home around 4:30pm. unpacked the car Went over to what will be our new house and painted the first coat on the stairway. Got back home around 8pm, ate dinner, brought my dog inside, wnet back over to the other house to get the paintbrushes i forgot, came back home, watched the rest of Tropic Thunder. went to bed around 12midnight, maybe a little later, then had to wake up at 5:30am to go to work. And I get to look forward to painting the second coat on the stairway and painting the walls in the office tonight. So.....tired.....
Admin Wrote:I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that these were taken a few months ago but just in case I think we should smite the hell out of her until we know for sure.

I want to see the kitty with a current newspaper...

even then, it's probably the neighbors cat.
Admin Wrote:I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that these were taken a few months ago but just in case I think we should smite the hell out of her until we know for sure.

well, there goes months of trying to get Ally and Becky up to 100
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Impatiently waiting to get done with work on Wednesday. We weren't able to get the kittens today, but we should tomorrow.

We have our two chosen, and were just about ready to take some time to "meet" with them before starting the paperwork, but the Humane Society had to close up shop because apparently they thought there might be some sort of gas leak within the building.

That damn place better not blow up over night...
potthole Wrote:Impatiently waiting to get done with work on Wednesday. We weren't able to get the kittens today, but we should tomorrow.

We have our two chosen, and were just about ready to take some time to "meet" with them before starting the paperwork, but the Humane Society had to close up shop because apparently they thought there might be some sort of gas leak within the building.

That damn place better not blow up over night...

Man that sucks! Better luck tomorrow potthole. Smile
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Thanks, supposing nothing major happens with the supposed gas leak, we should be able to get the kittens tomorrow evening.
potthole Wrote:Sounds like the kitten my parents got a year ago. Very cute and fun to watch, but if you try to pet it, look out. I think they took it home too early, though, so it didn't really learn how to socialize very well.

Our babies are very social, we wouldn't let them run and hide when they were little so they learned to deal with the affection and have come to like it. They are just terrorists at night when we are trying to sleep constantly meowing and sticking their tails in my face and trying to get me to pet them at 3am.
That's what she said.
By the way, the trees are there because it was summer. I wanted to show cute pictures of when they were little!

Here is one of them I took just a few days ago
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Will you leave me alone now?!
That's what she said.


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