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Queenie Wrote:In lieu of an ass whopping, maybe you could share this with them:
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What the hell kind of fun is that? :
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Pretending to work. I wonder where my boss is...
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Krystal Wrote:Pretending to work. I wonder where my boss is...
Watch out, he/she will be behind you before you know it!!
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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My lawyer's been out all day. She was supposed to be back a couple of hours ago, though... Oh, well. Even if she were here, she never comes to my cubicle before 4:45, and only then because she wants something out before 5.
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Krystal Wrote:My lawyer's been out all day. She was supposed to be back a couple of hours ago, though... Oh, well. Even if she were here, she never comes to my cubicle before 4:45, and only then because she wants something out before 5.
I know that situation all too well.
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I just hope they get the case mediated, because I'm sick of filing for it.
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Krystal Wrote:I just hope they get the case mediated, because I'm sick of filing for it.
We've had mediation cases that took a week though.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Waiting for the woman to get home.
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Cleaning house for my big divorce party tomorrow. Seriously, if any of you are in the Portland Maine area, let me know and come on over!!
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Have one for me! Congratulations! That's a little too far to travel.
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heading to the game!! Look for Plungee and me in the south end zone, almost directly in the middle, towards the top!!
Edit: Plungee is wearing his FB&HW hoodie. I have my FB&HW t-shirt on, but it's 4 layers under!!
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sweet, constantly wave your arms so its easier to pick out
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Im watching the game.............and havn't seen you yet!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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Getting ready to go bowling, which I haven't done in about 6 years.
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love bowling.......I would go right now if someone wanted to....but then again I love playing anything that is a competition.............getting a little concerened about the titans they are letting baltimore hang aroung
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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effing ravens
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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watching the Panthers get smacked around...what the hell kind of shit is this? First the Titans lose and now the Panthers are practically giving the Cards the ball so they can kick a field goal. Nice job Jake.......
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......waiting..........
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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your momma Wrote:watching the Panthers get smacked around...what the hell kind of shit is this? First the Titans lose and now the Panthers are practically giving the Cards the ball so they can kick a field goal. Nice job Jake.......
the better teams won and are winning imo
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Enjoying my only day off this week.
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Debating if I should try to get together with an old friend I just found on Facebook. We were best friends up until he moved away in early high school- ran into each other once about three years ago, and haven't really had any contact since. We just found each other on Facebook, and I'm sure there's a lot of catching up we could do.
Admin Wrote:......waiting..........
For?
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Do it. I just connected with my best one night stand ever on MySpace - it was worth it!
Heating up homemade sketti, surfing the net with the cooking channel on in the background.
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Watching the Steelers game.
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Waiting for 24 to start!!!!
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potthole Wrote:Debating if I should try to get together with an old friend I just found on Facebook. We were best friends up until he moved away in early high school- ran into each other once about three years ago, and haven't really had any contact since. We just found each other on Facebook, and I'm sure there's a lot of catching up we could do.
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For?
Him to admit he wants to give you oral like he did back in high school ?
Wowie Groovie !
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You stay classy, big fella.
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potthole Wrote:You stay classy, big fella. I think he refuses.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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imatoolhed Wrote:your momma Wrote:watching the Panthers get smacked around...what the hell kind of shit is this? First the Titans lose and now the Panthers are practically giving the Cards the ball so they can kick a field goal. Nice job Jake.......
the better teams won and are winning imo
Really?! Better teams? Stupid mistakes and that "missed" delay of game call are the only reasons the best teams lost. I'm going for Philly all the way!!!
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your momma Wrote:imatoolhed Wrote:the better teams won and are winning imo
Really?! Better teams? Stupid mistakes and that "missed" delay of game call are the only reasons the best teams lost. I'm going for Philly all the way!!!
Me too!
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Right now I'm:
Excited for Xmen Origins, Wolverine
WOOT! :-X
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plumpenut Wrote:Im watching the game.............and havn't seen you yet!
We had to stand the entire Effing game . . . :
Oh my neck. Oh my back. Oh my neck and my back!
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I received an email this morning and thought this worthy of reposting.
BURGLARY IN FLORIDA (You just can't make this stuff up!!)
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.' The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.
Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
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right now i'm:
building a manure sampeling thingy.
10 feet of 1.5 inch pvc
11 feet of .5 inch pvc
rubber ball
t-handle
small pvc is inside larger pvc, rubber balls is glued to the bottom of the little pvc so that it 'closes' the larger pvc when drawn tight. Plunge ball end deep into manure (poop from cows/horses/pigs) and lower the ball, the tube will then fill with poo from the ten foot depth, pull ball tight again to close and you have a manure sample
YAY!
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:right now i'm:
building a manure sampeling thingy.
10 feet of 1.5 inch pvc
11 feet of .5 inch pvc
rubber ball
t-handle
small pvc is inside larger pvc, rubber balls is glued to the bottom of the little pvc so that it 'closes' the larger pvc when drawn tight. Plunge ball end deep into manure (poop from cows/horses/pigs) and lower the ball, the tube will then fill with poo from the ten foot depth, pull ball tight again to close and you have a manure sample
YAY!
Home made Coliwasa Sampler!
Look at the ingenuity on Howie!
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mine is a 10 footer that i've made to break down into a five footer too...so i can sample at ten and 5 feet below...plus it'll haul easy broken down
so it does double duty
*snicker*
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:mine is a 10 footer that i've made to break down into a five footer too...so i can sample at ten and 5 feet below...plus it'll haul easy broken down
so it does double doody
*snicker*
Fixed!
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