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[Philly Mike]

Maybe it ran home.

Why shouldn't my post count?

[krystal]

Ask P.
Why is the sky blue?

[Queenie]

[krystal]

It's always beer thirty.

Why is the ocean blue?

[Queenie]

No one knows for sure. There are several theories as to why the ocean is usually blue. Some scientists believe that when sunlight hits seawater, part of the white light is absorbed and part is reflected. White light is composed of various shades (all the colors in the rainbow). Seawater does not absorb blue light, so the blue light is reflected outwards. Some scientists believe that suspended matter in the sea is responsible for its blue color.

Why do you keep asking complicated questions?

[krystal]

I was expecting someone to say "Why is the sky blue? Because it reflects the ocean. Why is the ocean blue? Because it reflects the sky."

Is it time to leave yet?

[Queenie]

I was expecting someone to say "Why is the sky blue? Because it reflects the ocean. Why is the ocean blue? Because it reflects the sky."

Is it time to leave yet?

11 minutes and counting!!

You didn't really think it bothered me that you asked those questions, did you?

[Philly Mike]

i don't think she did.

Does it really bother you?

[Queenie]

Of course it didn't.

Don't you know me better than that?

[Philly Mike]

well its been almost a year, i would say i should.

has anyone realized it is only 4 months before the 1 year mark?

[Titan!]

Yes, and to mark the occassion, I'm planning a grand display of fireworks, and a match of fisticuffmanship between a large Iberian immigrant and and 3 albino dwarves from the Gordian Forest.

Is it a bad idea to eat the entire box of Cocoa Pebbles ?

[krystal]

I ate an entire pizza from Little Caesars in one sitting the other day, so I say no.

Why do I have to work?

[Philly Mike]

to afford the little cesars pizza.

Where does my son put all of his socks?

[Queenie]

No where. The sock monster eats them.

Should I stay or should I go?

[motorboatking]

Stay, but there could be trouble.

Can trouble ever be fun?

[Rock Monster]

Stay, but there could be trouble.

Can trouble ever be fun?

It can be if mu cuz' (Sock Monster) has anything to do with it!

Is it really any fun if you're not getting into a little bit of trouble?

[Philly Mike]

It can be, because you can be getting into a lot of trouble.

Why doesn't anyone on american idol have any talent?

[Titan!]

Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good.


When will the world see that we're all after the same thing.

[Philly Mike]

Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good.


When will the world see that we're all after the same thing.

Hey MR. spelling police..... you didn't put a question mark there.

[Queenie]

Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good.


When will the world see that we're all after the same thing.

Hey MR. spelling police..... you didn't put a question mark there.

+1!!!

[Titan!]

Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good.


When will the world see that we're all after the same thing.

Hey MR. spelling police..... you didn't put a question mark there.

I haven't been the spelling police in a while, however since you seem to want to provoke my wrath. You don't capitalize both the "M" and the "R"when you abbreviate "mister" it's just Mr. And omitting the question mark it really more of a typo or grammar error, since I didn't really spell "?" wrong. Now how's that for wrath ?

[Philly Mike]

Hey MR. spelling police..... you didn't put a question mark there.

I haven't been the spelling police in a while, however since you seem to want to provoke my wrath. You don't capitalize both the "M" and the "R"when you abbreviate "mister" it's just Mr. And omitting the question mark it really more of a typo or grammar error, since I didn't really spell "?" wrong. Now how's that for wrath ?

Give me a little time I can probably get you the number or email address of someone who gives a damn. :

[Queenie]

Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good.


When will the world see that we're all after the same thing?

Probably not until it's too late.

Is the sun shining where you are?

[krystal]

Yes, because I'm about 3 blocks from you.

Is the weekend ever going to get here?

[zdunklee]

Hopefully it does soon.

Why does Hawaii have INTERstate highways?

[Titan!]

Hopefully it does soon.

Why does Hawaii have INTERstate highways?

They have a secret tunnel that only the locals know about.

Why can't I find my desk top ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[zdunklee]

I stole it.

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?

[Queenie]

A bullshit?

Isn't it time to watch Lost on hulu?

[zdunklee]

I wouldn't know I don't watch it.

What do people in China call their good plates?

[Queenie]

I wouldn't know I don't watch it.

What do people in China call their good plates?

Well Eff if I know.

Are there really any black Russians?

[zdunklee]

I doubt it.

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

[Philly Mike]

because it is easier to throw the rock hard burnt toast at people.

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT ME?!?!?!?!?

[zdunklee]

NO!

If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?

[Philly Mike]

he is a caveman his brain isn't exactly up to par with that of einstien.

if something is like an iron does that make it ironic?

[Titan!]

he is a caveman his brain isn't exactly up to par with that of einstien.

if something is like an iron does that make it ironic?

Yes. Yes it does.

Who's going to see Watchmen tonight ?

[whatwouldzappasay]

Not me.

Why do we have to work for a living???

[Philly Mike]

Because of the man, man.

Could you please stop poking me in the arm?

[whatwouldzappasay]

No can do, Paco. It's the way I show I care.

When's the next party?

[MissyT]

the day after next tuesday.

You have a shiny new penny?

[whatwouldzappasay]

I don't 'do' pennies.

Say, did you all just see that?