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A thread to discuss your screen name. Where did it come from. What was your inspiration? Some are obvious, others are not.
Mine was from the show, probably about 5 years ago or so, when they were still fairly new to the GR Market. They saw a picture, and couldn't say Cock Monster, so they referred to it as the Rock Monster. Hot Wings thought it was real, and EZ and FB made fun of him for it.
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My name started out as jiggyjiggyhoss. Obviously a reference to joe joe joe jiggy jiggy joe, when he had to sing a song (for superbowl I think). After awhile I shortened it to Jiggy Hoss. Soon everyone was calling me Jiggy so I just took out the Hoss. Hoss was a nick name my old boss gave me. I always called him boss so since I was from the south and was bigger than a lot of the shop he started calling Hoss.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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It's clearly a PA Prank name.
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ummmm.... Hi, my name is mike, and I am from philly.
Quote:Hot Wings thought it was real, and EZ and FB made fun of him for it.
the that is sort of right but he knew it wasn't real but they poked at him for saying "There's no way thats real"
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Orzoski is a shortened version of my last name. I put zeroes in place of the "o"s because I am a nerd who uses leetspeak.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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You'd have to ask my parents.
That's what she said.
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Mine is from when zane's wife had a boob job and he couldn't wait to motorboat them. He said that he is the motorboat king.
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I originally started out as the Queen of Whore Island in reference to the whore island drops. I ran into a little bit of trouble with people calling me a whore, so I just shortened it to Queenie. Although, I didn't do that as to infer that I was the "queen" of the board, I was just shortening my name. But if you insist on calling me your Queen, I guess that will be okay! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Has ties to a traffic guy from a local radio station when I was in high school.
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0rz0ski Wrote:Orzoski is a shortened version of my last name. I put zeroes in place of the "o"s because I am a nerd who uses leetspeak. don't you mean 7337speak?
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Philly Mike Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:Orzoski is a shortened version of my last name. I put zeroes in place of the "o"s because I am a nerd who uses leetspeak. don't you mean 7337speak?
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Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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0rz0ski Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:don't you mean 7337speak?
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Oh sorry about that, it's been a while since I've excercised my leetness you must forgive the typo. :
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I'm a fan of Honourifics.
and Alex is one of my many aliases.
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Philly Mike Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:|\|0, 17 15 13375|>33|<. |_-37 17 |'1|_-|-|7. |\|00|}.
Oh sorry about that, it's been a while since I've excercised my leetness you must forgive the typo. :
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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No, it is 1337speek, L __ it__ , Noob
I was good until you introduced dashes and apostrophes.
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[quote="Jiggy "]
[quote="Philly Mike"]
Oh sorry about that, it's been a while since I've excercised my leetness you must forgive the typo. :
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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get = 637
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I think you overcomplicated it.
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I got the pont of it, thing is I stopped speaking pure nerd about 7 or 8 years ago.
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[quote="Jiggy "]
[quote="Philly Mike"]
Oh sorry about that, it's been a while since I've excercised my leetness you must forgive the typo. :
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I'm going to ban the next person who posts that text because it makes my brain hurt.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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0rz0ski Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:Hmmm, I know she called you a noob and corrected 7337 to 1337 but other than that I'm lost!
No, it is leetspeak. Get it right. n00b.
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get a room you ph L| < |< 1 |/| nerds
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Admin Wrote:I'm going to ban the next person who posts that text because it makes my brain hurt.
shit
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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Ohhhhhhhhh.....
*hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like again?*
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Sorry Biff. Can I post in hexadecimal instead?
Just kidding...
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:I'm going to ban the next person who posts that text because it makes my brain hurt.
shit ![[Image: banned.jpg]](http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/08-15/banned.jpg)
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Eh, I'm pretty sure mine's fairly obvious.
(the name's from a PA prank, in case it wasn't)
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:I'm going to ban the next person who posts that text because it makes my brain hurt.
shit
don't you mean $ /-/ ! +
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:shit
don't you mean $ /-/ ! +
That's not really leet...
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0rz0ski Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:don't you mean $ /-/ ! +
That's not really leet...
I know I made it up myself, and I'm quite proud of it thanks.
I think Ill call it Teet. kind of a conglmoration of Titan and Elite
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5|-|17 would be shit, I believe.
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My name is actually Hot Zester. It's German.
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I used to work at the air horn place and it was a funny Joe stunt.
My SN used to XXXREDEYE. REDEYE is becuase my eyes are always dry and bloodshot from staring at a computer screen for 12-14 hours a day. XXX was because I used to be way into hardcore porn... I dropped it because after 23 years of abusing myself, my junk is ruined! Now its just RED EYE because I still sit at a computer screen for 12-14 hours a day trying to find something to bring it back to life!
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xxxredeye Wrote:My SN used to XXXREDEYE. REDEYE is becuase my eyes are always dry and bloodshot from staring at a computer screen for 12-14 hours a day. XXX was because I used to be way into hardcore porn... I dropped it because after 23 years of abusing myself, my junk is ruined! Now its just RED EYE because I still sit at a computer screen for 12-14 hours a day trying to find something to bring it back to life!
hmm.... sounds like your name should be redjunk.
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Yeah, I could do that, infact, I might. But, I will have to change my avatar... and I don't think I can put a picture of my junk up there, unless you insist!
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xxxredeye Wrote:Yeah, I could do that, infact, I might. But, I will have to change my avatar... and I don't think I can put a picture of my junk up there, unless you insist!
Oh yes indeed, we insist. Please post some photos of your junk.
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Titan ! Wrote:xxxredeye Wrote:Yeah, I could do that, infact, I might. But, I will have to change my avatar... and I don't think I can put a picture of my junk up there, unless you insist!
Oh yes indeed, we insist. Please post some photos of your junk.
Wow I wondered if you or Howie would jump on that post first.
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