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Seeing as I run across crazy links all the time (mainly because I have nothing better to do than eff around online all day). I figure I might as well put them all in one place. So here goes nothing, expect a new link to something random at some randome point in the day.
This first one is NSFW, but helpful to most males:
http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html
edit: if this link is a problem to post, let me know, I have others I could post but this one made me laugh pretty good.
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I don't know how you guys go around all day with those things in your pants...
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your momma Wrote:I don't know how you guys go around all day with those things in your pants...
easy, they become nice and compact when not in use.
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zdunklee Wrote:edit: if this link is a problem to post, let me know, I have others I could post but this one made me laugh pretty good.
Thank you for the NSFW warning. In the future, if something is NSFW please indicate so by typing it this way:
NSFW
The more visible the NSFW is the better.
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Ok so here is the deal, I'll only post NSFW things on the weekends, seeing as I want everyone to be able to look at them during the week. I wasn't originally going to post this one, but seeing as this is a radio show message board it fits very well.
Prepare yourself for the top 20 banned album covers of all time, again NSFW
http://www.guitarworld.com/top_20_most_s...page=0%2C0
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zdunklee Wrote:Seeing as I run across crazy links all the time (mainly because I have nothing better to do than eff around online all day). I figure I might as well put them all in one place. So here goes nothing, expect a new link to something random at some randome point in the day.
This first one is NSFW, but helpful to most males:
http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html
edit: if this link is a problem to post, let me know, I have others I could post but this one made me laugh pretty good.
I'm a plank man myself!
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I'm a combo of Strong Aim and Lunger
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zdunklee Wrote:Ok so here is the deal, I'll only post NSFW things on the weekends, seeing as I want everyone to be able to look at them during the week. I wasn't originally going to post this one, but seeing as this is a radio show message board it fits very well.
Prepare yourself for the top 20 banned album covers of all time, again NSFW
http://www.guitarworld.com/top_20_most_s...page=0%2C0
I'm surprised they didn't put the ICP's X rated cover of tunnel of love up there.
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Ah yes, our old friend Gary Busey returns...
...and in case you were wondering, he is, in fact, still crazy.
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/03/ga...ly-insane/
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Philly Mike Wrote:your momma Wrote:I don't know how you guys go around all day with those things in your pants...
easy, they become nice and compact when not in use.
Then a gust of wind hits you just right and you get a NARB....
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Here is a time waster for everyone, a good thing to have on a Monday, Unicorns and Hand Grenades:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Ga..._Grenades/
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Here is everyone's link of the day...the shape of what's to come:
Edited. Too much for proboards. Sorry.
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zdunklee Wrote:Here is everyone's link of the day...the shape of what's to come:
Edited. Too much for proboards. Sorry.
O.M.G.
That's messed up...but funny.
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Yah, okay, let me make this really clear:
No nudity. Now I realize that the only nudity is a butt crack but that picture might be over the line as far as proboards TOS is concerned.
Now until we have our own board where we can have our own rules about these sorts of things, might I suggest running the links by a moderator before posting them here?
I'd hate for one silly picture to result in the whole board being shut down.
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No problem Biff, I can make sure not to link anything like that again. Didn't think that would be considered nudity with only the crack showing.
On another note, doesn't anyone that listens to the show have a server they could host a forum on so we didn't have to censor something like that?
Also here is a replacement link, I am pretty sure this one is ok.
http://www.firebox.com/product/2291/Sex-Panther
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Admin Wrote:Yah, okay, let me make this really clear:
No nudity. Now I realize that the only nudity is a butt crack but that picture might be over the line as far as proboards TOS is concerned.
Now until we have our own board where we can have our own rules about these sorts of things, might I suggest running the links by a moderator before posting them here?
I'd hate for one silly picture to result in the whole board being shut down.
Yeah!! What the hell is your problem zdunklee? You bastard. Bad taste, bad taste. I didn't even find it funny.
*Ignore my previous post.
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You bandwagon bastard...
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You just keep your mouth shut and post your links. That's the only reason we keep you around anyway!
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My favorite line from the description of Sex Panther:
In a nutshell it smells like desire. And it
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The link of the day today is not a link, but a video.
Warning, do not listen to this without headphones if you are at work, it could be offensive to some mingers.
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/obIGsb-IZMo&hl=en[/flash]
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wow that was funny.
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good find sir !
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Search Bo Burnham on youtube, he has several other songs, and has a comdey central special coming up, not sure when however, but I think his songs are all great.
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Here we go folks, what some of your favorite movies could have been if only one letter was changed:
http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?con...=photoshop
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zdunklee Wrote:The link of the day today is not a link, but a video.
Warning, do not listen to this without headphones if you are at work, it could be offensive to some mingers.
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/obIGsb-IZMo&hl=en[/flash]
Thank you!!!!
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Here we go with a good too soon Chris Brown reference:
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20811
I agree with wwtdd however, at this point she is just as bad as he is for getting back together with him.
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It's PI day, so the link of the day today will go with that:
http://pi.ytmnd.com/
Enjoy.
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zdunklee Wrote:It's PI day, so the link of the day today will go with that:
http://pi.ytmnd.com/
Enjoy.
pi isn't an actual number... :
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I didn't even know there was a day for it till I saw that link today, I was like WTF a PI day?
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zdunklee Wrote:I didn't even know there was a day for it till I saw that link today, I was like WTF a PI day?
and you are supposed to be a math guy?? damn i thought every nerd/geek knew about that.
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I'm sure I have heard it before, but it was one of those things I figured wasn't important enough to remember.
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For all the rest of you game nerds out there, here is The Periodic Table of Video Game Characters:
http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/ihcs-...ideo-games
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zdunklee Wrote:For all the rest of you game nerds out there, here is The Periodic Table of Video Game Characters:
http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/ihcs-...ideo-games
okay now here is the thing, possibly the sad part. Who else can name every single one of those.
**edit
okay correction i recognize most of them, there are a few that i remember the face but can't think of the name or game they are from.
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I don't think I could name all of them, but I bet I could get 90% of them.
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Ok, today we get: How White Trash is your city, complete with detailed explaination on how to find out.
http://www.holytaco.com/how-white-trash-your-city
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zdunklee Wrote:Ok, today we get: How White Trash is your city, complete with detailed explaination on how to find out.
http://www.holytaco.com/how-white-trash-your-city
My "city" (village) comes out to a 0. And we're pretty damn white trash. Apparently this doesn't count if you're too small to have those fancy walmart stores, and "restaurants" instead of "bars".
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No trailer parks huh? I'd think any good white trash city has to have a least 1.
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Plenty of trailers, but no parks.
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my town scored a one...only 1 trailer park, no resteraunts, no walmarts, no grocery stores, only bars and churches and a highschool.
but after calculating with the population we rank:
'Pretty White trash"
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if you have no chain stores lie wal-mart or places like olive garden, basically if your town is too small i think that automatically qualifies for your town to be known as white trash.
now philly on the other hand only scored 100.66
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