How much would it cost to bail you out?

[Allyson]

Well after the first segment I was a loser who never had an ounce of fun at less than $30. But I racked up points quickly in the second segment for a grand total of $258.50.

[Queenie]

Do you have a link to the survey? I didn't get to do my adding this morning.

[mayorofawesometown]

I like how based on the cost of each answer if someone's total ends in .50 it's basically just an annoucement that you're a deviant that pees in the pool.

...

My total is $330.50. >_<

[hotzester]

Well after the first segment I was a loser who never had an ounce of fun at less than $30

I don't know about current prices, but there was a time when $30 would buy exactly an ounce of fun.

[Queenie]

Well after the first segment I was a loser who never had an ounce of fun at less than $30

I don't know about current prices, but there was a time when $30 would buy exactly an ounce of fun.

I bet Dr. Stupid could have given you some ideas on that.

[Torque]

Here's the "quiz"...

1. Ever smoked pot? $10
2. Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk? $50
3. Ever gone streaking? $5
4. Said you loved someone but didn't mean it? $25
5. Gone streaking in broad daylight? $15
6. Kissed a coworker? $20
7. Kissed your boss? $50
8. Been arrested? $5
9. Spent time in jail? $15
10. Gone #1 in a pool? 50cents ( or .5 dollars if you don't work at verizon)
11. Gone #2 in a pool? $3
12. Played spin the bottle? $5
13. Done something you regret? $20
14. Had sex with your best friend? $20 (spouse doesn't count)
15. Been in love with a stripper? $20
16. Gone skinny dipping? $5
17. Been slapped? $5
18. Slapped someone? $5
19. Beat someone up? $20
20. Been jumped? $10
21. Bonus: Had sex with an intern? $150
22. Had sex in a church? $25
23. Dated someone you've met on myspace, etc. $25
24. Cheated on a test? $50
25. Vandalized something? $20
26. Slept with someone in your parents bed? $100
27. Cross-dressed? $10 (Halloween doesn't count)
28. Cheated on your significant other? $10
29. Been in love with 2+ people at the same time? $50
30. Given money to a stripper? $25
31. Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket? $30
32. Currently want to have sex with a facebook/friend who isn't you S.O. $20
33. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know? $10
34. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work? $15
35. Driven drunk? $20
36. Used toys during a sex act? $30
37. Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before? $20
38. Had sex in a pool or hot tub? $20
39. Had sex by yourself? $10
40. Cheated on your S.O. with their relative or close friend? $20
41. Woke up in the morning not knowing the person laying next to you? $40
42. Ever stolen something? $10
43. Slept with someone who has been in jail? $25
44. Made home porno? $15
45. Masturbated successfully in a car? $20
46. Plan on making a porno in the near future? $30
47. Had a threesome? $50
48. Had sex in a public place? (porta-johns count!) $20
49. Been in the same room when someone else was having sex? $25
50. If you've stolen something worth more than one hundred dollars... $20
51. If you've had sex with someone 10+ years older than you... $20
52. If you've kissed a teacher while a student... $25
53. Lied to a S.O.? $5
54. Lied to S.O. about how good their sex is? $25


I was quite the funster with $130 until I nearly doubled it with the sex in a parent's bed. I've also given lots of money to strippers but lucky for me it was never my money!

[Titan!]

$580.00 according to Torque's list.

[-Jiggy-]

$405.50 - Where do I get my money?

[zdunklee]

$500.50 wow...I'm with Jiggy, where's my money?

[mainerliser]

$400.50
Why is playing spin the bottle $5 and been arrested $5?

[linzi]

$580.50...holy shit, I even added it up twice to make sure.....

Where DO we pick up the checks, isn't this included in the stimulus package?!

[Rock Monster]

Where do I get my money?

I'm with Jiggy, where's my money?

Where DO we pick up the checks, isn't this included in the stimulus package?!

It's called BAIL.... on other words, it's how much YOU have to PAY, nothing about how much you will recieve.

[linzi]

Where do I get my money?

Where DO we pick up the checks, isn't this included in the stimulus package?!

It's called BAIL.... on other words, it's how much YOU have to PAY, nothing about how much you will recieve.

Ohhhhhhhhh, ok, sorry. Surprisingly, going to jail was one of the things I did not do.

[krystal]

$120. That's sad. I think it takes too much effort to do most of those things, anyway.

[Queenie]

No fair, i'm older that most of you.

$655.50

DAMMIT!

[krystal]

I think we need to list the things we have done. Queenie, maybe it would be easier to list the things you haven't done.

[dxanman]

$255.00 for me. I guess I'm an awesome person to hang out with. Go me!

[Rock Monster]

$255.00 for me. I guess I'm an awesome person to hang out with. Go me!

But you don't pee in pools.

[Allyson]

So apparently I'm the only one who will admit to going #2 in a pool. I was a kid and I dont remember exactly how (possible gamble?) but there was a little nugget in my bathing suit and it somehow escaped into the pool. I 100% blamed it on my friend's little brother.

Show code.

[krystal]

When I was little the only time we saw a swimming pool is if the hotel we happened to be at had one. We swam in creeks.

[Queenie]

I think we need to list the things we have done. Queenie, maybe it would be easier to list the things you haven't done.

What can I say? I was extremely honest when adding up my total.

[MissyT]

I got 825.50. and it's not a bail out of jail. It's regarding the govt. bailouts, so yea, you would get the money. At least from what I can remember. But I've had a few drinks to play the line super follow application lol

[Titan!]

But I've had a few drinks to play the line super follow application lol

LOL yep, that's obvious

[Biff]

645.50

[dingdongyo]

280.00

[krystal]

I think I need to go back out and do bad things. Like streak down Second Avenue.

[zdunklee]

Well that settles it Krystal is the message board's goody two shoes.

[mayorofawesometown]

So apparently I'm the only one who will admit to going #2 in a pool. I was a kid and I dont remember exactly how (possible gamble?) but there was a little nugget in my bathing suit and it somehow escaped into the pool. I 100% blamed it on my friend's little brother.

Show code.

It takes a lot of guts to share that story.

You're still an animal for Baby Ruthing a pool.

[Queenie]

645.50

Dammit Biff! You are going to give your age away if you don't watch yourself.

[krystal]

Well that settles it Krystal is the message board's goody two shoes.

I just don't go out of my way to do anything. Especially anything that would embarass me later.

[zdunklee]

Well that settles it Krystal is the message board's goody two shoes.

I just don't go out of my way to do anything have any fun. Especially anything that would embarass me later.

Fixed.

[sunshyne]

$560.50

[thirst]

$410.50, so when can I exepect this money, maybe in the next stim. package

[dxanman]

$255.00 for me. I guess I'm an awesome person to hang out with. Go me!

But you don't pee in pools.

Nope. Lakes/rivers/ocean - no question, pee away!

But, I like to recall a sign I saw once that read: "I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool." Somehow, that rusty damn thing haunts me every time I consider it.

[potthole]

$195.50

[krystal]

I'm still the lowest. What the heck?

[hotzester]

$375.50

[zdunklee]

Krystal, you had like $120, you would have to be near perfect to not have at least that.

[Torque]

1. Ever smoked pot? $10
2. Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk? $50
3. Ever gone streaking? $5
4. Said you loved someone but didn't mean it? $25
5. Gone streaking in broad daylight? $15
6. Kissed a coworker? $20
7. Kissed your boss? $50
8. Been arrested? $5
9. Spent time in jail? $15
10. Gone #1 in a pool? 50cents ( or .5 dollars if you don't work at verizon)
11. Gone #2 in a pool? $3
12. Played spin the bottle? $5
13. Done something you regret? $20
14. Had sex with your best friend? $20 (spouse doesn't count)
15. Been in love with a stripper? $20
16. Gone skinny dipping? $5
17. Been slapped? $5
18. Slapped someone? $5
19. Beat someone up? $20
20. Been jumped? $10
21. Bonus: Had sex with an intern? $150
22. Had sex in a church? $25
23. Dated someone you've met on myspace, etc. $25
24. Cheated on a test? $50
25. Vandalized something? $20
26. Slept with someone in your parents bed? $100
27. Cross-dressed? $10 (Halloween doesn't count)
28. Cheated on your significant other? $10
29. Been in love with 2+ people at the same time? $50
30. Given money to a stripper? $25
31. Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket? $30
32. Currently want to have sex with a facebook/friend who isn't you S.O. $20
33. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know? $10
34. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work? $15
35. Driven drunk? $20
36. Used toys during a sex act? $30
37. Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before? $20
38. Had sex in a pool or hot tub? $20
39. Had sex by yourself? $10
40. Cheated on your S.O. with their relative or close friend? $20
41. Woke up in the morning not knowing the person laying next to you? $40
42. Ever stolen something? $10
43. Slept with someone who has been in jail? $25
44. Made home porno? $15
45. Masturbated successfully in a car? $20
46. Plan on making a porno in the near future? $30
47. Had a threesome? $50
48. Had sex in a public place? (porta-johns count!) $20
49. Been in the same room when someone else was having sex? $25
50. If you've stolen something worth more than one hundred dollars... $20
51. If you've had sex with someone 10+ years older than you... $20
52. If you've kissed a teacher while a student... $25
53. Lied to a S.O.? $5
54. Lied to S.O. about how good their sex is? $25

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Well I'll give my numbers: 13,19,20(unsuccessfully)26,30, 42,43,48

[-Jiggy-]

$405.50 - Where do I get my money?

I just realized I need to add $20 to mine. So, $425.50