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I see your . . . and raise you a . . .
I can't see your whoop there it is but still believe it is there. and raise you a whoopee cushion.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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I see your whoopee cushion and raise you a couch cushion*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I see your couch cushion and raise you a Tim Couch.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see you Tim Couch and raise you Tim Taylor
What? I didn't do it.
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I see your Tim Taylor and raise you a Taylormade Golf Clubs
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I'll see your Taylormade Golf Clubs and raise you a Professional Golf Association.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your Professional Golf Association and raise you a Ladies Professional Golf Association.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I see your LPGA and raise you a Ladies Man...



...[Leon Phelps]yea that'd be nice.[/Leon Phelps]
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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i see your Ladies Man and raise you Ladies Night Out
What? I didn't do it.
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I see your ladies night out and raise you a talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I see your talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby and raise you a Friday Night Lights.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I see your Friday Night Lights and raise you Monday night Football
What? I didn't do it.
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I see you Monday night Football and raise you Monday Night Raw.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I see your Monday Night Raw, and raise you a Raw is War.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your Raw is War and raise you a War of the Roses.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I see your War of the Roses, and rasie you War of the Worlds.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your War of the Worlds and raise you a That's The Way of The World
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
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I see your That's The Way of The World and raise you Boy meets World
What? I didn't do it.
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I see your Boy Meets World and raise you a world of pain
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
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I see your world of pain and raise you The Pain Train, Baby!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your The Pain Train, BAby and raise you Sooooouuuuulllllllllll Train!
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I see your Soul Train and raise you Soul Plane.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I see your Soul Plane and raise you a Plain Bagel with cream cheese and ham
Wowie Groovie !
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I see your plain bagel with cream cheese and ham and raise you a cream of mushroom soup
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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i see your lunch. and raise you cream of wheat
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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I see your cream of wheat and raise you cream cheese.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your cream cheese and raise you a cut the cheese
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I see your cut the cheese and raise you a cut it up.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your cut the cheese and raise you a Suzy Creamcheese (what? No one saw that coming?)

(apologies for effing up....I swear I didn't see Z's response first thing this morning!!!)
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
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i see suzy and raise you a susan sarandon
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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I see your susan sarandon and raise you a susan b. anthony
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I see your susan b. anthony and raise you an Anthony Hopkins.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your Anthony Hopkins and I raise you a Johns Hopkins Medical School
Wowie Groovie !
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I see your Johns Hopkins Medical School and I raise you a Johns Hopkins University
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I see your John Hopkins University and raise you a John Adams
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I see your John Adams and raise you a Brian Adams
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I see your Brian Adams and raise you a Brian Griffin.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your Brian Griffin and raise you a Chris Griffin
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I see your Chris Griffin and raise you a Lois Griffin.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I see your Lois Griffin and raise you a Stewie Griffin
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