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What are you going to do once the undead rise?
..for now.
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zdunklee Wrote:Don't be rediculous, there are no aliens or living dinosaurs...

but, by your thinking, there will be zombie dinosaurs.


***must quickly exit thread before I am seen in here by the cool kids.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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No no, they would have to be living to be turned into zombies, you silly fool RM, you'll be one of the first to die.
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He is on to a good point about other survival plans though. I'd say it would be wise to discuss what we would do when machines rise up.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Pretty much the same thing. This time, we definitely go to the beach. And horde corrosive materials. And electromagnets. Easy win.
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I think that needs to be a seperate thread.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Already Got it covered

http://www.robotuprising.com/home.htm
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Zombie survival is much more important. And likely to happen within the next 5 to 10 years.
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Yes, robots simply require EMP's to stop, zombies are not so easy.
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this will take care of the robots http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/03/ar...-bomb.html
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Exactly.
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If the zombies are zombie robots, will that weapon take care of them entirely, or just disable their robot appendages?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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its a bomb that sends out a signal to disable electronics, then blows up. so both.

Hybrid munitions would give warheads the added punch of an e-bomb that can "destroy and disable electronic systems and their operators" all in one blast. The key is a magnet that blows up and spontaneously demagnetizes, releasing energy as a pulse of power. Oh, and antennas made of fire.
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sunshyne Wrote:its a bomb that sends out a signal to disable electronics, then blows up. so both.

Hybrid munitions would give warheads the added punch of an e-bomb that can "destroy and disable electronic systems and their operators" all in one blast. The key is a magnet that blows up and spontaneously demagnetizes, releasing energy as a pulse of power. Oh, and antennas made of fire.

Oh God. I need one. It makes my soul happy.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Doktor Wrote:Because I'm the one who made them. I am their master.


Doktor Wrote:I'm still President of Deathland, population my zombie horde and you...you delicious foodstuffs.

I told you he was a doppleganger. ATTACK!!!!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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0rz0ski slaps Doktor with a radioactive salmon. Wait, wrong thread.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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*counters slap and bites 0rz0ski*

haahha welcome to deadhouse.
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No, damnit, we can't go down this route in the thread...but I totally dodged.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Sure you didn't.
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Better duck Dr. Zombie


[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/SfhP9WnTU6c&hl=en[/flash]
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Doktor Wrote:I'm asexual, Jiggy :/

AKA a virgin!
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My bloodlust will not be quelled by your pathetic eye candy for males.

As king of the Zombies it will take much much more than mere bullets to stop me.

@liser: Wrong. But since then I stopped caring.
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Doktor Wrote:@liser: Wrong. But since then I stopped caring.

AKA Once his hand heals he will be back in action
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Man, what's up ? You got tread ground that was bulldozed and salted?

You're slippin...really slippin.
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Rock Monster Wrote:This thread makes me ashamed to be a member of this forum.

Well, feel free to cancel your membership and leave anytime you want. We won't miss you .
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Titan ! Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:This thread makes me ashamed to be a member of this forum.

Well, feel free to cancel your membership and leave anytime you want. We won't miss you .

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*sends all zombies away*

Enjoy y'alls vacation.
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Oh, sweet Jesus, Jo! Argh! No! Bad image!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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0rz0ski Wrote:Oh, sweet Jesus, Jo! Argh! No! Bad image!

I want to vomit a little everytime I see it.
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I actually had the honour of seeing that on a projector screen during a first aid class in Boot Camp...good times.
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Which reminds me, remember head shots are best, but if a zombie has broken leg bones it will definetly slow the thing down, but it will still come after you, so be prepared.
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Man just get rid of it's arms and legs...

what it gonna do? Crawl on its chin?


GET REAAALLLLLLLL
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When ammo is no longer an option, bladed weapons or blunt objects are favorable.

Sever the head, smash the brain.
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Lets work with the assumption that unless the brain is destroyed the base urge to kill and eat your brain will continue to drive the thing, so severing the head is definetly going to stop a zombie, and the rest of the body, but the head will still be dangerous so, you know don't pick it up and play with it.
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With they don't have any way to locomote, then they won't.

Just snap and shit. then you can just not bother wasting your ammo trying to kill something that isn't even a threat anymore.

Zombie buddy ain't gonna come by and pick him up and carry him.
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If you like reading e-Books, there's a trilogy of books that are free online under a Creative Commons license. Monster Island, Monster Nation, and Monster Planet. It's kind of a unique take on a zombie apocalypse.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Did we ever decide if this was a disease based zombacalypse that only affects those currently living/bitten/infected or are the dead going to rise from their graves ?

I like the idea of the disease making the dead come up from their graves, it's got that classic horror movie feel to it, but how the hell do they get out of their graves ? They're locked in a casket, 6 feet under ground.



0rz0ski Wrote:If you like reading e-Books, there's a trilogy of books that are free online under a Creative Commons license. Monster Island, Monster Nation, and Monster Planet. It's kind of a unique take on a zombie apocalypse.

That reminds me of a series of graphic novels I saw at Barnes and Noble last weekend called The Walking dead. It's about a group of survivors (Just like us) during a zombageddon. The first issue had the romance ending in a tragedy, however I did not see any mention of a bluegrass band. (Stupid people)
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Physically impossible.

Zombie Survival guide talks about the grave-rising zombies as something of mere horror fiction.
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They'd have to be those currently living/bitten/infected. The virus kills or infects a recently killed body. Those buried are too long dead.
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Krystal Wrote:They'd have to be those currently living/bitten/infected. Those buried are too long dead.


Plus can the virus even penetrate the ground / casket ?
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