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Most likely not.
But even if it did and the zombies are trying to get out, a zombie that has been decaying for so long would not have the strength to claw its way out of a concrete slab and 6 feet of earth.
Not even a fresh zombie could do that.
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Which is why we shall triumph !
Because we can build things of metal and brawn !
And zombies just lumber around trying to eat people
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I doubt the virus could survive without a host long enough to make it to the buried bodies.
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Now, we've seem to have gotten squared away on zombies.
Now we need to counter something even more brutal: Human paranoia.
Because when the shit hits the fan, people will go Effin ballistic.
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Doktor Wrote:Now, we've seem to have gotten squared away on zombies.
Now we need to counter something even more brutal: Human paranoia.
Because when the shit hits the fan, people will go effin ballistic.
I tend to not. Going ballistic just takes up too much energy. I worry internally, instead. That's why I have an ulcer.
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I meant people besides us. People without plans.
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This country lost it's shit when Janet Jackson showed a nipple at the superbowl.
I don't even want to consider what would happen if a zombie outbreak started.
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Those that freak out first and protect themselves second always die early on. Thank god.
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Also, as he obviously superior group of survivors, should we take it upon ourselves to try and find a cure for the plague or a vaccine ? I think maybe we should try to recruit some viral biologists or what not, because if we're going to survive and repopulate there's not much point to it if the virus is just going to kill us anyway.
Also, if my ex shows up she doesn't get to join us.
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More people of the field and usefulness are ALWAYS welcome.
Doesn't matter if it's 80 scientists and a clown.
Because clowns are awesome.
Also I think we should be weary of military personnel...for all we know it's their fault.
I'll let you kill your ex yourself, Titan. 
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I don't want to kill her, maybe we can trade her to one of the other survivor groups for someone useful
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Titan ! Wrote:I don't want to kill her, maybe we can trade her to one of the other survivor groups for someone useful
We could always make her a decoy.
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I don't really want to see her dead, just don't want to spend the rest of the end of the world with her
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How about former military?
Because I qualify for that.
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Former military are more than welcome, it's the currently involved in the black bag cove up viral weapons project types that created this mess in the first place that we need to be wary of.
like Hotzester
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Maybe you can be a strategic defense officer? Or maybe a one man strike force?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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0rz0ski Wrote:Maybe you can be a strategic defense officer? Or maybe a one man strike force?
Yeah he could be a mercenary. Contract-for-hire.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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So he would risk his life making money for the group? I mean we wouldn't be paying him, but we could hire him out to other survivor groups.
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In exchange for what? More supplies? Breed-able women? Hostess twinkies?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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^^All of the above
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Krystal Wrote:Those that freak out first and protect themselves second always die early on. Thank god.
Unfortunately this will just fuel the Zombie Army and we will be fighting a rising tide of the freaked out and the idiots.
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On second thought for a location to gather, I think it needs to be within 1 mile of a twinkie factory. We know them things last forever so it would be a good place to have a base of operations. Thank you Orzo for bringing up twinkies.
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Titan ! Wrote:Also, as he obviously superior group of survivors, should we take it upon ourselves to try and find a cure for the plague or a vaccine ? I think maybe we should try to recruit some viral biologists or what not, because if we're going to survive and repopulate there's not much point to it if the virus is just going to kill us anyway.
Also, if my ex shows up she doesn't get to join us.
Well, i could come in handy in making a vaccine. I work in a research lab for a company that produces veterinary diagnostic testing products as well as pharmaceuticals. We do a lot of immunology, biochem, and virology. So Rachel and I could put together a team that could do the job!!!
If my ex shows up we can send him away with your ex!
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Liser, ummm... You might be the reason the virus gets out.
Or maybe it's your lab that creates it, but you're the one lone wolf in the company trying to stop it, and you're the one who's our best shot at saving humanity.
And who's Rachel ?
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I nominate Titan and Liser as official breeders.
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Titan ! Wrote:Liser, ummm... You might be the reason the virus gets out.
Or maybe it's your lab that creates it, but you're the one lone wolf in the company trying to stop it, and you're the one who's our best shot at saving humanity.
And who's Rachel ?
Sorry, Rachel AKA Murph383 on here.
I'm not making zombies in my lab as far as anyone knows.....
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Hell yeah, I'll be a mercenary for sure.
Now are these your average everyday "lumbering" zombies?
Or are these zombies like in 28 Days Later and Dawn of the Dead where they effin' RUN AT YOU
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Mark the Valet Wrote:Hell yeah, I'll be a mercenary for sure.
Now are these your average everyday "lumbering" zombies?
Or are these zombies like in 28 Days Later and Dawn of the Dead where they effin' RUN AT YOU
According to the survival guide a true zombie will take a step every 1.5 secs at max speed. So lumbering zombies.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Jiggy Wrote:Mark the Valet Wrote:Hell yeah, I'll be a mercenary for sure.
Now are these your average everyday "lumbering" zombies?
Or are these zombies like in 28 Days Later and Dawn of the Dead where they effin' RUN AT YOU
According to the survival guide a true zombie will take a step every 1.5 secs at max speed. So lumbering zombies.
I think we need to be prepared for both the slow lumbering braaaaaaaainnnnnsssss zombies, and the fast infected virus zombie types. Once we see exactly what we're dealing with, then we can tailor out training and defense accordingly.
Jiggy Wrote:I nominate Titan and Liser as official breeders.
I don't know what to say to that.
Also, I think we need a flag. Something that incorporates us being survivors, a bluegrass band, and FBHW fans
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Titan ! Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:I nominate Titan and Liser as official breeders.
I don't know what to say to that.
You're supposed to say "Hell ya!" Gee, make a girl feel loved!
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mainerliser Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I don't know what to say to that.
You're supposed to say "Hell ya!" Gee, make a girl feel loved!
Hey, I'll be on the practice squad.
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Now see, that makes me feel better!
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OH OH OH ! ! ! HEY HEY ! LOOK AT THAT ! ! !
I think we have our love triangle ! Woo hoo !
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Well, I should probably throw in that I can't have children anymore.....but I'm willing to help you get your technique down!
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That's ok ! You don't need to be able to have kids to be part of the tragically ending love triangle.
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I don't know.
I hope it's not me.
And I really hope it's not you Liser.
So, I guess I'm hoping it's Mad Dog, but dude totally seriously, 100% if it's you I will totally make sure your sacrifice is not in vain
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Yeah, like shoot him in the kneecap as a hoarde is approaching up so he gets eaten and we do not.
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Titan ! Wrote:So, I guess I'm hoping it's Mad Dog, but dude totally seriously, 100% if it's you I will totally make sure your sacrifice is not in vain
We'll think about you and stuff that's for sure.
We'll say, "Hey you remember that Mad Dog guy? Yeah he was alright."
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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