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$475.50
wow I am badder than i thought, the parents bed thing is a steep price.
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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1. Ever smoked pot? $10
13. Done something you regret? $20
17. Been slapped? $5
18. Slapped someone? $5
24. Cheated on a test? $50
25. Vandalized something? $20
33. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know? $10
39. Had sex by yourself? $10
42. Ever stolen something? $10
These are the ones I have done. That I'm aware of. $140. I think I mis-added before.
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I'm 430.50 I thought I was gonna be one of the highest ones. Noooope!!!!
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Mad Dog Wrote:I'm 430.50 I thought I was gonna be one of the highest ones. Noooope!!!!
[Daniel Tosh drop]whatever queer![/drop]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I'm 490.50
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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Im also the jackass that started this thread 2 days late in the wrong section of the board, so someone go ahead and take a point
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320.5
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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$310.50
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:320.5
I really though Howie's would be higher.
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Krystal Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:320.5
I really though Howie's would be higher.
I'm a good boy
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Krystal Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:320.5
I really though Howie's would be higher.
There is nothing on the list that has to do with being gay and loving farm animals.
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i racked up a tab of 415.50
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So we get paid, or do we have to pay out for bad behavior?
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We have to pay to "bail ourselves out" of moral bankruptcy (aka fun)
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
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yeah,..... thats not gonna happen
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ouch $865.50 ...... am i going to hell?
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Praxela Wrote:ouch $865.50 ...... am i going to hell?
Only if it was 868.50, that's just gross.
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