What are you going to do once the undead rise?

[Titan!]

So, I guess I'm hoping it's Mad Dog, but dude totally seriously, 100% if it's you I will totally make sure your sacrifice is not in vain

We'll think about you and stuff that's for sure.

We'll say, "Hey you remember that Mad Dog guy? Yeah he was alright."

Then, we'll all get silent and wistful for a few mintues before getting back to whatever the task on hand is.

But until then, someone should remember to bring soap.

[alex]

AHA

http://www.amazon.com/How-Build-Robot-Ar...1596912812

I'm totally on this shit.

[Titan!]

Robots aren't a bad idea to help with defense, but I'm thinking that we have to be extra vigilant against complacency if we use them.

[krystal]

Robots aren't a bad idea to help with defense, but I'm thinking that we have to be extra vigilant against complacency if we use them.

You're going to make a fembot in your basement now, aren't you?

[Titan!]

more like I'm going to work on refining the vocal processing chip of the one I already have.

[Rock Monster]

more like I'm going to work on refining the vocal processing chip of the one I already have.

If you were creating a woman, why in god's name would you want her to speak?

[-Jiggy-]

more like I'm going to work on refining the vocal processing chip of the one I already have.

A speak n' spell doesn't count as a fembot Titan

[Titan!]

Yeah, yeah.

That speak and spell was a toy pretty far ahead of it's time wasn't it ?

Maybe we can use some of those to act as a decoy ?

[Mad Dog]

Yeah, like shoot him in the kneecap as a hoarde is approaching up so he gets eaten and we do not.

Actually I'm not up for getting knee-capped and fed to hungry Zombies, even if it is after a hot three-way. I'm thinking a duel. Pistols at fifty paces, arm wrestling, or maybe even rock, paper scissors.

[mainerliser]

I feel so special! Thanks! Don't ruin the illusion for me...

[Titan!]

Paper Rock Scissors,

With ACTUAL paper, rocks and scissors ?

[Mad Dog]

Sounds like a duel. Now is before or after the hot threesome?

[Queenie]

[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/lyp5we2ySDo&hl=en[/flash]

[Titan!]

Sounds like a duel. Now is before or after the hot threesome?

Ummm.... You're confusing love triangle with sexual 3 way.

If you want a dude/chick/dude 3 way you're looking at the wrong dude sorry Aint no brokeback on my mountain

[Mark the Valet]

Hey man, don't knock it till you try it.

[0rz0ski]

Hey man, don't knock it till you try it.

That's what she said.

[Titan!]

Hey man, don't knock it till you try it.

Nope nope nope, there are some things in this world that are perfectly acceptable to not try, and label them as wrong bad or yukky

Black Tar heroin is a fine example. And for me, dude on dude on chick action.

[Mark the Valet]

As long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay.

Tell ya what, I'll find us a chick we can both bang at once and you'll see it's not so bad.

[plungerhand]

As long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay.

Tell ya what, I'll find us a chick we can both bang at once and you'll see it's not so bad.

Is this the kind of "potty" mouth crap you've learned since leaving home? You're KGB aren't you?

[Titan!]

As long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay.

Tell ya what, I'll find us a chick we can both bang at once and you'll see it's not so bad.

Nope. Not gonna happen. Unless the chick is Leelee Sobieski, and then you'd better not look me in the eyes, talk, make any noise at all, and for god sake the dudes don't touch anywhere

[-Jiggy-]

As long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay.

Tell ya what, I'll find us a chick we can both bang at once and you'll see it's not so bad.

Nope. Not gonna happen. Unless the chick is Leelee Sobieski, and then you'd better not look me in the eyes, talk, make any noise at all, and for god sake the dudes don't touch anywhere

I hope right before you climax he reaches around and smacks your ass cheek.

[Titan!]

Let's steer away from your dude on me fantasies and get back to the topic...


Maybe a prison would be a good place to make our fortress ?

Assuming we can find one that's void of prisoners

[-Jiggy-]

Let's steer away from your dude on me fantasies and get back to the topic...


Maybe a prison would be a good place to make our fortress ?

I thought you wanted to steer away from gay fantasies?

[Mark the Valet]

I say we take refuge in the great wide Ocean.
Provided we have a desalination unit and a big enough place to house us, we could live out there for decades. Food wouldn't be a problem as we could harvest the ocean and eat fish.

[Titan!]

I say we take refuge in the great wide Ocean.
Provided we have a desalination unit and a big enough place to house us, we could live out there for decades. Food wouldn't be a problem as we could harvest the ocean and eat fish.

Is it feasable to live off of fish only ? I tink ocean side might not be a bad idea, but I still think we're going to need some farmland for Howie to raise and grow crops for us on

[Rock Monster]

You guys would never survive.

Go to Hawaii, kill off all of your "Zombies," live off of the land, and the Ocean. No more threats can come b/c of the water. Have sex and make babies.

[zdunklee]

You guys would never survive.

Go to Hawaii, kill off all of your "Zombies," live off of the land, and the Ocean. No more threats can come b/c of the water. Have sex and make babies.

Hmmm, for someone who is ashamed of the thread it sure seems as if you thought this through a little bit. I think RM is a closet zombie apocalypse guy, he just won't admit it.

[krystal]

No. I think he's mocking us. Even though it would be less dickish if he would just avoid this topic.

[zdunklee]

He still obviously has some kind of zombie survival plan, even if it is mocking, he makes a legit point about Hawaii, thus he MUST have actually thought about it at some point.

[Rock Monster]

I'm not mocking at all.

After reading all of your "ideas," I've been waiting for someone to throw that one out there. It's the most logical option, and the first one that came to my mind.

[krystal]

It does make sense to go to an island, but what about other survivors?

[Titan!]

Yeah, is it likely that those who already live on Hawaii will welcome us ? Maybe we need to steal liberate a cargo ship or large boat and find our own island ?

It will have to have enough farm land to sustain us, plus room for livestock, which is another reason we need Howie,

[Rock Monster]

... plus room for livestock, which is another reason we need Howie,

To inseminate them?

[mainerliser]

We've got to find the island in LOST!

[-Jiggy-]

We've got to find the island in LOST!

Right. So instead of zombies we have a smoke monster on our tail.


....have you thought this through?

[krystal]

I don't think we'd find that island anyway. I would totally welcome the cold if we can go to the U.K. and kill the zombies there. It's an island.

[zdunklee]

I don't think we'd find that island anyway. I would totally welcome the cold if we can go to the U.K. and kill the zombies there. It's an island.

It's an island that is way to close to one of the biggest land masses in the world.

[-Jiggy-]

I don't think we'd find that island anyway. I would totally welcome the cold if we can go to the U.K. and kill the zombies there. It's an island.

After our initial debate about climates I did some research (my survival book). It looks like you were right. Warmer weather is better. Zombies can survive longer in the cooler temps because it keeps them preserved. Makes sense I guess.

[Titan!]

I'll leave the island finding to someone more qualified. But I really don't want to end up on the Lost Island cause we'd all probably end up back in the 70's and that was a totally crappy time to live, the technology was shit. and so was the hair styles, and body hair was fully acceptable back then.

[krystal]

I'm never gonna get to Scotland, am I? My goal in life is to marry a Scotsman. I would like to be able to meet that goal.