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Right now I'm....
Admin Wrote:Tell her that money is tight due to an impending move. That and your boyfriend's mom is sick.

Fixed! Tongue
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
I am King Cool, my throne is on Mt. Chillimanjaro.
...wising I wouldn't have stayed up late to watch that craptastic hockey game last night.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
really hating the idea that some people have that text messaging is a better way of communication than an actual phone conversation.... especially for a business matter ! :-[
Wowie Groovie !
Right now I'm:

checking out my new bottle opener

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"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.

This has been my cranked-radio, windows-down song for the last 3 days. I am awesome.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
Right now I'm:

Trying to figure out who it was that called my cell phone, blocked the caller ID, and began to 'confirm the order for 150 dildos'


I told the caller than I could really use an extra 50
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now I'm:

Trying to figure out who it was that called my cell phone, blocked the caller ID, and began to 'confirm the order for 150 dildos'


I told the caller than I could really use an extra 50

Maybe it was for your wife this time.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
i can't see what she would do with anymore than 3...i've seen movies...

unless they're varying sizes and colors
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i can't see what she would do with anymore than 3...i've seen movies...

unless they're varying sizes and colors

The question now is, if they were all the same, why would you need 200?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
Krystal Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i can't see what she would do with anymore than 3...i've seen movies...

unless they're varying sizes and colors

The question now is, if they were all the same, why would you need 200?

Answer:

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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Enjoying this picture
[Image: cock3.jpg]
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Krystal Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i can't see what she would do with anymore than 3...i've seen movies...

unless they're varying sizes and colors

The question now is, if they were all the same, why would you need 200?
there are a lot of cows out there.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
I just filled out a wage statement (not hard work) but then I x'ed out without saving it. I'm smart.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
having some dinner and watching tv...
just watched last nights "Heroes" and cried.......I'm pathetic!
lurking
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy
TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
imatoolhed Wrote:lurking

[arnold]stop it[/arnold]
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
Eating dinner and waiting for some some lulz. There's the nightly raid on Tom Green's internet show, and I'm waiting for the prank calls to begin.
A while back, he was taking skype video calls....and he, and Pamela Anderson, got goatse'd.
I feel bad for him, but yet I can't not watch the train wreck. He takes it pretty gracefully for as much trolling as he's had over the past 2 years.
Doing Milton-esque back podcast research for a montage. Oh, the strife
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
watching sex and the city and getting ready for bed
Thinking that I'm having an allergic reaction to Right Guard
Wowie Groovie !
Right now I'm:

Amazed at the 6'10-11" senior on my old highschool's basketball team!

http://blog.mlive.com/kzgazette/2008/06/...ton_v.html


CRAZY!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
I don't understand why my cat decides to wake me up at 1:30 in the morning. I hope he calms the eff down when I have the vet unman him.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now I'm:

Amazed at the 6'10-11" senior on my old highschool's basketball team!

http://blog.mlive.com/kzgazette/2008/06/...ton_v.html


CRAZY!

6'-10" at a class D school, and only averaged 11 pts a game? With that height, at that size school, that's not too impressive.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
i don't care about the basketball....i've been walking around with a ruler on top of my head to illistrate to my co-workers how tall he is...

I know there are people who get that tall, I've just never known anyone over 6'7" or 6'8"



how does he do for rebounds and whatnots?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
... wanting on of these:

[Image: dolphin-boat.jpg]

http://www.innespace.com/
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
^Me, too.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:how does he do for rebounds and whatnots?

The rest are respectable. He's still only a Junior too. I'm sure he will be a lot better next year.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
Wishing Aerosmith would have stopped making albums after 1977. How could a band that was so good, suck so bad. Draw the Line was really their last good album.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Rock Monster Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:how does he do for rebounds and whatnots?

The rest are respectable. He's still only a Junior too. I'm sure he will be a lot better next year.

Also, that school is only a D school because there isn't a size smaller than that...atleast I think. It's a small effin school.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
deciding which day would be best to call in sick.
That's what she said.
Allyson Wrote:deciding which day would be best to call in sick.
mondays are always the best, you get to stay out later on sunday and not have to worry about it. Fridays are always overrated to take off because everyone else still has to work and you have no recovering to do from the day before.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
... seriously wanting a big bowl of my homemade spicy seafood and sausage chowder

there's the set up
Wowie Groovie !
Titan ! Wrote:... seriously wanting a big spicy sausage

there's the set up
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:... seriously wanting a big spicy sausage

there's the set up

Annnnnd the knock down
Wowie Groovie !
Titan ! Wrote:... seriously wanting a big sausage Pizza

there's the set up

I know howie already took it, but i feel like adding my 2 cents.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
ha, we're basically playing the 'change one word game' but with people's posts. that should be the new rule for the game now...the day starts with a post from the previous day, and then we pervert it.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Im watching Casper... The movie version with Christina Ricci in it.. God she was SO young
Peachs Wrote:Im watching Casper... The movie version with Christina Ricci in it.. God she was SO young

Loved the bit at the beginning with Dan Akroyd
Wowie Groovie !


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