03-26-2009, 10:49 AM
My date to my friends' wedding this fall is a 55 year old, married, black man. That's sad.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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Right now I'm....
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03-26-2009, 11:01 AM
potthole Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Yeah get some practice. You're going to need it. No charge, they play at ... that one park downtown. The one with a statue, and I think an ice rink, and a giant hill next to it
Wowie Groovie !
03-26-2009, 11:03 AM
The ice rink is throwing me off.
Well, hopefully Davenport doesn't charge for their games either, otherwise I better hope I spot my coworker, and that she can pull some strings for me to get in free. 
03-26-2009, 01:47 PM
Doing the dishes while the baby sleeps finally...
03-26-2009, 01:55 PM
boizalynne Wrote:Doing the dishes while the baby sleeps finally... You could give her something to suck on to occupy her....... 
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-26-2009, 03:55 PM
Wondering if anyone ever goes to the chat room on here? I've only gone in there 2-3 times and no one has been in there.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-26-2009, 04:21 PM
Watching FB&HW's Buzzword. Zane looks so gleeful when he gets to hit Hotwings and Producer Joe. It tickles my soul a little bit.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-26-2009, 06:39 PM
Getting ready to head back to GR for the weekend
Woke at 5:30 am, working 'til 8 pm 10 hour drive back to the promised land. Damn it's going to be a long night. But eff, I miss the wife and kids. It's been 2 weeks. This sucks. 
03-26-2009, 08:16 PM
Having fun with my brand new hip flask that I bought just for the sake of having a hip flask!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/mugs/8b8c/ Sorry Jiggy, I'll start going in the chat room more.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
03-26-2009, 08:44 PM
I need help. How do you get the back off of the iphone and install the sim card? Somebody help!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-26-2009, 08:48 PM
I just bought a flask today too!! Its got Bushmills in it right now
 Im working on crocheting a blanket
03-26-2009, 08:57 PM
Peachs Wrote:I just bought a flask today too!! Its got Bushmills in it right now Holy crap. Me too! My coworker's wife is due in about 65 days, so I'm crocheting a baby blanket. Man, small world.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
03-26-2009, 09:01 PM
Jiggy Wrote:Wondering if anyone ever goes to the chat room on here? I've only gone in there 2-3 times and no one has been in there. Orzo and I were in there for DTZ this morning and I think if we were both listening to the radio, instead of her streaming wgrd.com, so that we got the questions at the same time, I think she would have stomped me a good one
Wowie Groovie !
03-26-2009, 09:29 PM
Queenie Wrote:I need help. How do you get the back off of the iphone and install the sim card? Somebody help!! Nevermind . . . I should have know I could go to youtube and find it!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-26-2009, 10:16 PM
right now i'm exploring my new G1 phone
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-27-2009, 07:01 AM
Peachs Wrote:Watching Juno, eating doritos and drinking a coke That's multi tasking
Wowie Groovie !
03-27-2009, 07:22 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:Having fun with my brand new hip flask that I bought just for the sake of having a hip flask! Peachs Wrote:I just bought a flask today too!! weird, i bought a hip flask on ebay yesterday
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-27-2009, 09:09 AM
Wondering why a SpEd School needs an "oral testing" room.... ???
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-27-2009, 09:37 AM
for reading to students during testing
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-27-2009, 09:43 AM
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh ;D
i'mapervert
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-27-2009, 10:26 AM
woot-off again today!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-27-2009, 10:29 AM
It's been going all night. Still waiting on that BoC
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-27-2009, 11:18 AM
Boc...
Bottle of Cognac ? Big Ole C**k ? Battle of Charmain ? Boobies of Crystal ? Boys on Crack ? Woot off is fun, but some of that stuff doesn't go fast enough, like the 6 pack of star wars bobble heads last night, that was up for almost an hour
Wowie Groovie !
03-27-2009, 11:23 AM
YES ! You never ever have to ask that question.
especially on a Friday
Wowie Groovie !
03-27-2009, 11:28 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Boc... Bag of Crap. If you see them go for sale buy 3, it's the rule...shipping on multiples is cheap so you always buy 3 BoC's ALWAYS
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-27-2009, 11:34 AM
potthole Wrote:Wonder if tonight should be a scotch night... I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-27-2009, 11:56 AM
I miss the days when I was a television anchor and I could drink just before going on the air
Wowie Groovie !
03-27-2009, 01:59 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Boc... Haven't missed the BoC yet have I?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-27-2009, 02:32 PM
Work. Trials suck.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-27-2009, 06:35 PM
... not wanting to pack just to load things up into a truck and unpack. ugh I hate moving.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-27-2009, 06:52 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:... not wanting to pack just to load things up into a truck and unpack. ugh I hate moving. I hear ya brother. In the last 9 years I have moved 7 times. When my wife and I move this Fall I am going to make it last awhile.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-27-2009, 07:34 PM
Jiggy Wrote:yeah. I'm out of here on sunday and on to jersey.Philly Mike Wrote:... not wanting to pack just to load things up into a truck and unpack. ugh I hate moving.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-27-2009, 09:15 PM
Dude, you have to go to Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash. Are you anywhere near Red Bank?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-27-2009, 10:23 PM
Jiggy Wrote:Dude, you have to go to Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash. Are you anywhere near Red Bank? never seen jay and silent bob strike back. but i do know that i am about a 10 minute drive away from the quick stop that was used (if it is still there that is.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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