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04-14-2009, 07:47 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Titan! Wrote:Thinking I might be coming down with something Nahh, I don't so.... ![[Image: motivator7636726.jpg]](http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj306/haikuof8bit/motivator7636726.jpg) [/quote]
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
04-14-2009, 07:51 PM
Yeah... It took a while but I had a feeling that photo would come back to haunt me some day
Wowie Groovie !
04-14-2009, 07:59 PM
mainerliser Wrote:he isn't preggers, he is constipated, take a look in the create a motivational poster thread.Titan! Wrote:Thinking I might be coming down with something *edit Damnit mad dog, stop thinking like me
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
04-14-2009, 10:16 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:-Jiggy- Wrote:Got my internet back. I was going through withdrawals!! I felt lost for a few days but quickly adapted, I got caught up on about two weeks of podcasts. It's funny, I lived most of my life without the internet then once you don't have it you realize how you take it for granted. People don't really need to know anything anymore. All your answers are online. Titan! Wrote:If that ever happens again, I hear they got the internet in Californee They have ceement ponds too, I hear. Welllllll doggy!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-15-2009, 08:21 AM
eating a bagel and drinking a coke! It's the breakfast of champions!!
04-15-2009, 08:23 AM
I'm pissed off at TaxCut because they effed up my return, by randomly telling me that I had an AGI of 11,000 last year. I made NOWHERE NEAR that (although I wish I did. money is nice.)!!! What the hell, TaxCut? The Feds are gonna send me to prison for lying even though it was your fault!!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
04-15-2009, 12:39 PM
Just got back from lunch with Queenie and Sunshyne. I don't know why we don't go out more often.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
 
04-15-2009, 01:27 PM
krys Wrote:Just got back from lunch with Queenie and Sunshyne. I don't know why we don't go out more often. Yeah, that was awesome! Hope to see you both Friday night!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-15-2009, 02:03 PM
Queenie Wrote:krys Wrote:Just got back from lunch with Queenie and Sunshyne. I don't know why we don't go out more often. Ditto! I like you guys tons! Hopefully I can come hang out Friday, I'll let you know tomorrow. 
04-15-2009, 02:06 PM
fustercluck Wrote:Sick of how envelopes taste. YUCK/ I agree, I had to do a bunch of mailing for my husband's magazine, finally decided I would rather tape them shut than lick them, and pay the extra for the tape. I watched a "how their made" show about envelopes and decided that it wouldn't take much $ to add a little good flavor to the glue mix. They ought to IMO. 
04-15-2009, 02:10 PM
sunshyne Wrote:I agree, I had to do a bunch of mailing for my husband's magazine, finally decided I would rather tape them shut than lick them, and pay the extra for the tape. I watched a "how their made" show about envelopes and decided that it wouldn't take much $ to add a little good flavor to the glue mix. They ought to IMO. How It's Made is one of the top 10 greatest shows of all time! :ugeek:
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
04-15-2009, 02:36 PM
sunshyne Wrote:fustercluck Wrote:Sick of how envelopes taste. YUCK/ I nominate Jack Daniel's flavored envelopes!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-15-2009, 02:58 PM
is currently enjoying a free mocha from Panera. Go lady who effed my order! You just made my day
 ....yes, I am THAT easy to please lol 
04-15-2009, 03:04 PM
peachs Wrote:....yes, I am THAT easy to please lolGood to know...
04-15-2009, 03:30 PM
peachs Wrote:is currently enjoying a free mocha from Panera. Go lady who effed my order! You just made my day Mmmmm, Panera Bread. :thumbup:
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-15-2009, 04:05 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:peachs Wrote:is currently enjoying a free mocha from Panera. Go lady who effed my order! You just made my day I know, yummy food and free wifi.. doesnt get any better
04-15-2009, 04:09 PM
peachs Wrote:-Jiggy- Wrote:peachs Wrote:is currently enjoying a free mocha from Panera. Go lady who effed my order! You just made my day My wife and I only decided to give this a try a couple months ago and promptly kicked ourselves for not eating there sooner. When we decided for sure we were going to move we looked to make sure there was a Panera close by. Luckily there is one 10 mins away.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-15-2009, 09:53 PM
fustercluck Wrote:Sick of how envelopes taste. YUCK/ I used to work for a mailing company, if you really have that many to send out use something in the nature of a q tip or a paper towel, wet and squeeze any extra water out then you dab the glue. that's a hell of a lot easier.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-15-2009, 10:42 PM
Or.... maybe a sponge ? Aout 20 years ago I worked for a used bookstore, and they did a fair bit of sales via the US mail, and rather than lick the packing tape I used a wet sponge to activate the adhesive
Wowie Groovie !
04-16-2009, 07:13 AM
they have little clear tubes with sponges on the ends of them....fill the tube with water and then dab with the sponge
![[Image: 161513_sk_lg.jpg]](http://cdn.www.officedepot.com/pictures/us/od/sk/lg/161513_sk_lg.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
04-16-2009, 07:17 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:they have little clear tubes with sponges on the ends of them....fill the tube with water and then dab with the sponge Yeah those things, that's what we used to use.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-16-2009, 07:29 AM
....listening to DTZ. Go Gary, Go!!
Wait....he just effed up the state question. I hear the Price Is Right theme song in my head...
04-16-2009, 10:11 AM
We're having a firedrill at work today. One that we can't ignore (this according to the fire marshal guy). I'll have to walk down 22 flights of stairs. I guess I should feel lucky that I won't have to walk UP those same stairs.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-16-2009, 10:30 AM
krys Wrote:We're having a firedrill at work today. One that we can't ignore (this according to the fire marshal guy). I'll have to walk down 22 flights of stairs. I guess I should feel lucky that I won't have to walk UP those same stairs.I hope you wore comfy shoes.
04-16-2009, 10:56 AM
krys Wrote:We're having a firedrill at work today. One that we can't ignore (this according to the fire marshal guy). I'll have to walk down 22 flights of stairs. I guess I should feel lucky that I won't have to walk UP those same stairs.no you wont have to walk up. you will just have to wait the rest of the work day in a long line to get to the elevator
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-16-2009, 11:06 AM
Already been down, and back up, and had a smoke in between. If there was a fire, I will survive because I made great time. My legs, however, feel like jell-o.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-16-2009, 11:23 AM
Laughing at this picture . . .
How Bad is the economy? ![[Image: economy.jpg]](http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l371/janiceam/economy.jpg) Cat's are so dramatic!! :lol: :lol:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-16-2009, 11:32 AM
I'm playing with the new chat.. come help me break it...
http://www.fbhwforum.com/chat <--- Click it.. you know you want to.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
04-16-2009, 01:21 PM
Opus Wrote:I'm playing with the new chat.. come help me break it... It's pretty cool! Chatting in real time really helps you to get to know someone better.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-16-2009, 02:40 PM
...enjoying my first soda since giving it up for Lent.
04-16-2009, 03:03 PM
EFFing Exhausted!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
04-16-2009, 03:27 PM
Fixin to pop in to the chat room
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-16-2009, 03:33 PM
Well, you're there, and I'm there, but you aren't chatting.
04-16-2009, 03:42 PM
sunshyne Wrote:Well, you're there, and I'm there, but you aren't chatting. Well now i'm there and you aren't . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-16-2009, 04:48 PM
getting ready to go home and back my daughter a cake! Chocolate with hershey bars for the icing . . . it's pretty awesome.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-16-2009, 05:23 PM
Queenie Wrote:getting ready to go home and back my daughter a cake! Chocolate with hershey bars for the icing . . . it's pretty awesome. 
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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