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Right now I'm....
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04-23-2009, 03:16 PM
... wondering what's going on in queenie's mind in the chatroom...
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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
04-23-2009, 03:59 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:... wondering what's going on in queenie's mind in the chatroom... dirty dirty dirty minded 
04-23-2009, 08:34 PM
sunshyne Wrote:Green tea gives you green Peeeeeeee! Odd stuff. It comes out the exact same color that it went in. One time I made a gallon and my roommate opened the fridge and asked why the hell I had a jug of piss in there. I told him it was a new full body detox I had read about, then took a big drunk from the jug and pretended to gag on it. He was'nt too amused.
Wowie Groovie !
04-23-2009, 11:10 PM
Sounds like your roommate's a real killjoy.
04-24-2009, 05:58 AM
What can I say, simulated urine drinking just wasn't his bag.
Right now I'm.... too damn busy to be posting here !
Wowie Groovie !
04-24-2009, 08:18 AM
Queenie Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Howdy everybody!! Tennessee was [blink]Awsome!!!![/blink] I wound up at Elkmont. It is one of the most beautiful places on earth. I took a almost 300 pictures and as soon as I get them on my computer, I'll post some. The whole place is a giant Kodak Moment.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
04-24-2009, 08:43 AM
Just got season 1 of Futurama. All the seasons are going for $15 at Wal-Mart. Not sure if I got a deal or if they're always that price.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-24-2009, 08:49 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Howdy everybody!! Tennessee was [blink]Awsome!!!![/blink] Like I said, it is rather primitive, but I think that just adds to its beauty! I'm looking forward to seeing some pictures. :thumbup:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-24-2009, 11:08 AM
Glad to have a day away from the ice rink. The US Adult Figure Skating Championships are in town this week, so I've been helping out with stuff since Wednesday.
Between helping out and watching my wife compete, I've spent most of my time these last couple days over there.
04-24-2009, 11:15 AM
potthole Wrote:Glad to have a day away from the ice rink. The US Adult Figure Skating Championships are in town this week, so I've been helping out with stuff since Wednesday. Best wishes to Becky in her competition!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-24-2009, 11:22 AM
I'll pass that along. She's all done, actually, but will appreciate hearing about the well-wishes. Got her two events done within the first two days.
She finished sixth out of six in her Interp, but considering she had put that program together barely three weeks ago, she wasn't dissapointed. Yesterday was her Freestyle event (which is more like what you picture in your mind when you think of figure skating), and she took third in her group, which I believe had seven skaters.
04-24-2009, 12:11 PM
...On a perfect caffeine rush AND Rocking out to Metallica Master of Puppets ! ! !
F YEAH MAN ! THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ALIVE ! ! RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wowie Groovie !
04-24-2009, 12:53 PM
Amazed at how stupid I can be.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-24-2009, 12:56 PM
krys Wrote:Amazed at how stupid I can be.I never cease to amaze myself at my own stupidity. I just keeping upping the bar.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
04-24-2009, 01:32 PM
Opus Wrote:krys Wrote:Amazed at how stupid I can be.I never cease to amaze myself at my own stupidity. I just keeping upping the bar. I think it goes in cycles for me. For a little while I'll be doing just fine. Then I hit a stupid patch that seems to last indefinitely.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-24-2009, 02:58 PM
...wondering why the chatroom is such a miserable failure.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
04-24-2009, 03:04 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:...wondering why the chatroom is such a miserable failure. I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with you trying to stir shit up by posting what was said in there out of context . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-24-2009, 03:14 PM
I figured, if anything, that would encourage more people, not discourage.... :eh:
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
04-24-2009, 03:16 PM
I've honestly never seen chatrooms that are part of a message board do well... they've always been rather neglected.
04-24-2009, 03:25 PM
90% of the time I forget there even is a chat room.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-24-2009, 05:03 PM
Busting out the shorts for the first time this year.
Got my shorts, Led Zeppelin tee and flip-flops!!! Hell yeah!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-24-2009, 06:37 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:Busting out the shorts for the first time this year. Pics? Oh my gosh, what am I saying!! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-24-2009, 07:40 PM
potthole Wrote:I've honestly never seen chatrooms that are part of a message board do well... they've always been rather neglected. The Volvo board I'm on is exactly like that, at one point it was used sporadically but every time I went in the talk always mysteriously turned to goat porn. Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
04-24-2009, 07:42 PM
Torque Wrote:potthole Wrote:I've honestly never seen chatrooms that are part of a message board do well... they've always been rather neglected. Goat Porn???  Ewwwww!!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
04-24-2009, 08:46 PM
Wait?? Howie is on a Volvo board too?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-24-2009, 08:51 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:Wait?? Howie is on a Volvo board too? Howie is on any board that has animals and porn included. Speaking of Howie where has he been anyway?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-24-2009, 08:55 PM
zdunklee Wrote:-Jiggy- Wrote:Speaking of Howie where has he been anyway? The weather's warming up. He has more opportunities to get outside.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-24-2009, 08:58 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:-Jiggy- Wrote:Speaking of Howie where has he been anyway? HA! Awesome and it isn't even Wednesday!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-25-2009, 05:30 PM
tie tie and needing a nap.. probably wont happen because roomates are in a snit and raising voices and I'm too worried about shit to sleep
04-25-2009, 07:08 PM
...watching Man vs Food. The guy just ate some hot ass pasta...you couldn't pay me to eat anything that spicy!
04-25-2009, 07:32 PM
linzi Wrote:...watching Man vs Food. The guy just ate some hot ass pasta...you couldn't pay me to eat anything that spicy! I've seen that show. I don't know how he eats all that stuff. It would destroy my gut.
04-25-2009, 07:40 PM
He just finished nearly 7 pounds of food!! Good lord, he still had 5 pounds left to go but he ran out of time!
It just doesn't seem like it would be possible to put away that much food and not have your stomach explode.
04-25-2009, 08:18 PM
I have now moved on to watching The World's Dumbest Daredevils.
It must be the night to watch other people destroy themselves! And I have no life. |
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