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Create a Caption 7/31/09
#1
Another from Biff
[Image: making-love-to-a-pig.jpg]
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#2
After swimming in the crystal blue Carribbean sea, the honeymoon continues later that evening.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#3
Quote:...When you love some....thing?
Kid Rock for those who don't know
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#4
This has Joe Stunt written all over it.
Sir, they're not going to allow you to...break the law
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#5
[Image: BIGFATPIG.jpg]
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#6
Actually, this is how it looks in those trojan commercials when the guy doesn't buy the condom.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#7
How to tell when a pig is uncomfortable with your advances, 101.

There's a 'pork' joke in there somewhere, but I'm not goin' near it. Confusedilent:
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
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#8
She's about to get porked
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#9
Mmmmmmm..... Make'in Bacon.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#10
She's putting the stick in the corn dog before it's even cooked!
That's what she said.
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