Slap the Person Above You . . . (con't)
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Slap the Person Above You . . . (con't)
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09-06-2009, 06:44 AM
Slaps Orzy because I havn't slapped anyone in a while and you seem like a likely candidate.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
09-06-2009, 07:39 AM
slaps maddog because he didn't go get awesome margaritas with us friday night
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-06-2009, 01:37 PM
Slaps Z because I havn't slaped anybody in a while.
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
09-07-2009, 12:25 AM
Slaps myself for missing out on all that scissor action!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
09-07-2009, 09:45 AM
slaps maddog for slapping himself
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-08-2009, 08:40 AM
slaps z because he didn't seem as excited as me to talk Friday night . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-08-2009, 08:45 PM
slaps queenie cause I was being distracted by Marissa's inappropriate comments
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-08-2009, 08:56 PM
slaps Zdunklee because I feel like slapping someone and sadly you drew the short straw my friend.
09-09-2009, 08:24 AM
slaps Boaz because I just read his blog about Sweetie and it made me cry
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-09-2009, 03:17 PM
slaps queenie for crying
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-10-2009, 07:43 AM
Slaps Z because I haven't done that in a bit.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-10-2009, 08:37 AM
slaps 0rz because I don't think she slapped Z hard enough
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-10-2009, 04:52 PM
slaps queenie for thinking I should be slapped harder
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-10-2009, 08:09 PM
Slaps Z for not KNOWING he needs to be slapped harder
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
09-11-2009, 08:39 AM
slaps Mad Dog HARD because he probably needs to be slapped hard this morning
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-11-2009, 08:59 AM
Slaps Queenie because my car pretty much exploded this morning ruining a perfectly good Friday
Sir, they're not going to allow you to...break the law
09-11-2009, 09:29 AM
slaps CC, but ever so gently, because he doesn't need another slap in the face this morning
P.S. Are you okay?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-11-2009, 09:36 AM
slaps Queenie for the light slap...and yes everything's fine, nothing a ton of money I didn't plan on spending can't fix
Sir, they're not going to allow you to...break the law
09-11-2009, 10:24 AM
Slaps CC's car because CC doesn't need the slapping.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-11-2009, 12:26 PM
slaps Orz into the hood of CC's car for fun
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-11-2009, 03:06 PM
slaps z because isn't CC's car effed up enough??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-11-2009, 11:13 PM
slap queenie cause now it is a clunker and we can eff it up real good with sledgehammers and stuff
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-14-2009, 08:29 AM
slaps z because it's Monday and you know I don't have time for extracurricular activities on a Monday.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-14-2009, 03:50 PM
slaps queenie cause I only have a 4 day work week this week so :lol: :thumbup:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-14-2009, 04:20 PM
slaps z because some people have to work 5 days EVERY week!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-14-2009, 07:12 PM
slaps Queenie because some people have to work 6 days EVERY week!
09-14-2009, 08:05 PM
slaps boaz because actually I work 24/7 - I'm a Momma
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-14-2009, 08:14 PM
slaps Teh Queenie because I do too, because i have to take care of mom AND sweetie...and sweetie is a whiny little thing.
09-15-2009, 09:15 AM
slaps boaz because I reckon Sweetie is just like having a kid (and you know you spoil her!)
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-15-2009, 05:41 PM
slaps queenie for having too many kids
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-16-2009, 09:30 AM
slaps z - do you slap your mother too? tsk tsk
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-16-2009, 02:49 PM
slaps queenie cause if she got out of line like you I might have too
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-16-2009, 03:27 PM
slaps z because I don't get out of line. The line follows me wherever I go!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-16-2009, 04:10 PM
slaps queenie cause she's drunk already and it's only wednesday
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-16-2009, 04:17 PM
slaps z because that was pretty damn funny!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-16-2009, 07:53 PM
Slaps Queenie because I'm working on a good drunk right now
09-16-2009, 09:17 PM
slaps boaz because he likes it so well
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-17-2009, 11:21 PM
slaps queenie cause I am drunk right now
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-18-2009, 04:10 AM
Slaps Z cause it would be funny to slap you while you have a hangover.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" |
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