Right Now I'm........... (part deux)
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Right Now I'm........... (part deux)
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10-15-2009, 12:54 PM
Dealing with the aftermath of a coworker getting let go.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
10-15-2009, 01:41 PM
fired or laid off? did they steal something? was it you?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-15-2009, 01:42 PM
Right Now I'm........... (part deux):
Wondering what 0rz stole that got her fired.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-15-2009, 03:01 PM
$2,000.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
10-15-2009, 03:10 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:$2,000. that's it? that's like 22.50 Mexican...well with 22.50 in Mexico you're king. so good job i guess.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-15-2009, 03:17 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:$2,000. ![[Image: i-can-count-to-potato.jpg]](http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd259/makapoop/i-can-count-to-potato.jpg)
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
10-15-2009, 04:17 PM
sitting at home waiting for E to get off of work.. trying to figure out what to make for dinner....
10-19-2009, 02:52 PM
Started a Facebook fight over giving more money to breast cancer awareness v. giving money to actually searching for a cure. I think we can tell what side I'm on.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
10-19-2009, 10:14 PM
took a valium to help loosen the knot in my neck that has been getting worse for the last few days.
Feels a bit better, but I am too wired to sleep.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
10-20-2009, 12:37 AM
This pic is actually my avatar for my Blackberry Messenger right now and has been that for about 4 days...haahahah
Wiener Poopie Wrote: 
10-20-2009, 08:36 AM
Getting excited about my plans for the weekend, which includes my 25th High School Reunion on Saturday night!
Bring on the old lady jokes . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-20-2009, 08:48 AM
Queenie Wrote:Getting excited about my plans for the weekend, which includes my 25th High School Reunion on Saturday night!Just because you were there to spark the flame that eventually became the sun, doesn't mean we need to make fun of you.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
10-20-2009, 08:52 AM
Queenie Wrote:Getting excited about my plans for the weekend, which includes my 25th High School Reunion on Saturday night! It sure will be strange going back to school without the horse and buggy eh?
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
10-20-2009, 08:55 AM
Opus Wrote:Did they level out one of the hills so you only have to walk uphill one way this time?Queenie Wrote:Getting excited about my plans for the weekend, which includes my 25th High School Reunion on Saturday night!Just because you were there to spark the flame that eventually became the sun, doesn't mean we need to make fun of you.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
10-20-2009, 09:05 AM
.......listening to Tom Petty's greatest hits.
[spoiler]and trying to divert the "old" jokes[/spoiler]
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-20-2009, 11:34 AM
potthole Wrote:I get to be a bachelor this weekend. Wanna babysit?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-20-2009, 03:48 PM
I think I'll pass. If Saturday is nice I'm going out with my camera to get some photos of the colors. I'll also have a whole lineup of movies to watch over the course of the weekend.
10-20-2009, 08:59 PM
currently working on epic blanket... and watching Bones
10-21-2009, 11:07 AM
I just (sort of) turned away some business...
This morning I got an e-mail from the mother of somebody from GRCC's football team, asking if she could buy a print of this: ![[Image: 3893090855_66b60276c9_m.jpg]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/3893090855_66b60276c9_m.jpg) Sadly, I had to inform her that wasn't GRCC's helmet. I told her she's more than welcome to buy a print still, but something tells me she doesn't want a photo of the wrong team. GRCC is home on Saturday, so hopefully the weather will be nice, so I can go and get a photo of the correct helmet for this woman.
10-22-2009, 08:20 AM
Right Now I'm........... (part deux):
A Trained Cubmaster
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-22-2009, 08:30 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right Now I'm........... (part deux)::clap:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-22-2009, 09:25 AM
Right Now I'm........... (part deux):
Working Irrigation Water Management Plans. then a lunch meeting for a new grant for fire prevention and education.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-22-2009, 11:04 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right Now I'm........... (part deux): Pedo. 
10-22-2009, 06:19 PM
Playin with my brand new copy of Windows 7....holy shit is it way better than vista ever was... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
10-22-2009, 06:57 PM
Sick as Hell. got the flu
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
10-22-2009, 07:06 PM
Worried. My dog Hoover is very sick. And the vet doesn't know what is wrong with her.
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
10-23-2009, 06:27 PM
sitting at home like an effing doormat on an effing friday night... Sometimes my boyfriend makes me SO mad I could scream.... why are boys so confusing?
10-23-2009, 07:24 PM
peachs Wrote:sitting at home like an effing doormat on an effing friday night... Sometimes my boyfriend makes me SO mad I could scream.... why are boys so confusing? Because we have penises.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-23-2009, 09:43 PM
Biff Wrote:peachs Wrote:sitting at home like an effing doormat on an effing friday night... Sometimes my boyfriend makes me SO mad I could scream.... why are boys so confusing? ^Shittttttttttiest excuse ever....
10-23-2009, 11:34 PM
boizalynne Wrote:Biff Wrote:peachs Wrote:sitting at home like an effing doormat on an effing friday night... Sometimes my boyfriend makes me SO mad I could scream.... why are boys so confusing? Confusing... give us food and sex and we are set for life....seriously...how much less confusing could that be?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
10-24-2009, 10:22 AM
Thinking I might have a little piece of glass stuck in one of my fingers.
I was opening a beer last night, and somehow a good portion of the upper lip on the bottle broke off, giving me a small but deep cut on my left pointer finger. I can't tell for sure, but it looks and feels like there might be a tiny shard of glass in there still. :eh:
10-24-2009, 11:21 AM
peachs Wrote:sitting at home like an effing doormat on an effing friday night... Sometimes my boyfriend makes me SO mad I could scream.... why are boys so confusing? Its a possibility he is either too tired from his work week and needs a day to recoupe OR it is the end of the month and rent is probably due so maybe he is short of funds. If you wanted to go out so bad, why don't you pony up and pay for the night out? If he still dosen't feel like it, find something to do on your own?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-24-2009, 12:18 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:peachs Wrote:sitting at home like an effing doormat on an effing friday night... Sometimes my boyfriend makes me SO mad I could scream.... why are boys so confusing? I pay for my stuff when we go out all the time. It wasnt a matter of not having money, it was a matter of him talking to me one minute like i was invited and then yanking the rug out from under me by telling me that oh, its a boys night out now.. btw, we live together in a house that WE pay for. I was just pissed and needed a place to let off steam.. sorry
10-24-2009, 09:14 PM
peachs Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:peachs Wrote:sitting at home like an effing doormat on an effing friday night... Sometimes my boyfriend makes me SO mad I could scream.... why are boys so confusing? You were just a little jealous of the boys is all. That is understandable. I feel that way sometimes when the women I date can't be with me because of girls night. We all get it now and then.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-24-2009, 09:32 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:peachs Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:peachs Wrote:sitting at home like an effing doormat on an effing friday night... Sometimes my boyfriend makes me SO mad I could scream.... why are boys so confusing? Exactly
10-25-2009, 06:08 PM
Another effing day at the beach.... Sand,sun and surf... Boring
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