Free Beer passes out on air

[Queenie]

I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."

[Opus]

Can we rise up in a bloody rebellion? I'll bring a pitchfork and gas mask.

YES!!!! Power to the people!

I'll bring the marshmallows and beer.

I'll be nice and fedex you a chocolate bar and a package of graham crackers.

[-Jiggy-]

Can we rise up in a bloody rebellion? I'll bring a pitchfork and gas mask.

YES!!!! Power to the people!

I'll bring the marshmallows and beer.

I'll be nice and fedex you a chocolate bar and a package of graham crackers.

Is it gov't issued chocolate and crackers from Biff? If so, back off. That stuff is laced with downers so you guys can over power our rebellion.

[zdunklee]

I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."

That's good Q, it will make it a lot easier for us to find you as well...







...looks like somebody "forgot" they are part of the leadership in their old age here Jiggy.

[0rz0ski]

Waiter! A martini and a roofie colada!

[Queenie]

I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."

That's good Q, it will make it a lot easier for us to find you as well...


...looks like somebody "forgot" they are part of the leadership in their old age here Jiggy.

No, I'm trying to cause a stampede, or something like that . . . i'm sure that's what it was . . . :?

FUCK

[schuyler16]

I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."

That's good Q, it will make it a lot easier for us to find you as well...

...looks like somebody "forgot" they are part of the leadership in their old age here Jiggy.

Queenie isn't forgetting a damn thing, she just knows when to jump from a sinking ship. By backing the uprising she's hoping to be able to maintain the level of influence she has now if a new regime takes power.

[zdunklee]

I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."

That's good Q, it will make it a lot easier for us to find you as well...

...looks like somebody "forgot" they are part of the leadership in their old age here Jiggy.

Queenie isn't forgetting a damn thing, she just knows when to jump from a sinking ship. By backing the uprising she's hoping to be able to maintain the level of influence she has now if a new regime takes power.

Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:

[-Jiggy-]

Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:

and Opus too. He's quiet for the most part but he is not to be trusted.

Hey z, just thinking. When the rebellion takes over and starts establishing it's democracy on the people, should we call it The United Board of Jiggy or just go with something simple like New Jiggy.

[zdunklee]

Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:

and Opus too. He's quiet for the most part but he is not to be trusted.

Hey z, just thinking. When the rebellion takes over and starts establishing it's democracy on the people, should we call it The United Board of Jiggy or just go with something simple like New Jiggy.

Clearly it would be the Ultimate Z Message Board.

[Opus]

Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:

and Opus too. He's quiet for the most part but he is not to be trusted.

Hey z, just thinking. When the rebellion takes over and starts establishing it's democracy on the people, should we call it The United Board of Jiggy or just go with something simple like New Jiggy.

Fuck you too buddy.

[-Jiggy-]

Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:

and Opus too. He's quiet for the most part but he is not to be trusted.

Hey z, just thinking. When the rebellion takes over and starts establishing it's democracy on the people, should we call it The United Board of Jiggy or just go with something simple like New Jiggy.

Fuck you too buddy.

See Z and other members of the New Jiggy Rebellion (known hereafter as The NJR). He knows when he's busted.

[schuyler16]

Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:

I would just like to state that I have not declared any allegiance to either Biff or Zdunk's faction in this rebellion. I plan to wait until the smoke clears and then claim that I was supporting the winner the whole time. Yes I am aware that stating my intentions will make carrying them out that much harder but that's how I roll.
viva la revolucion and/or go biff(depending on the outcome)

[Biff]

Some of you'd be amazed to know that the key to the castle is just a simple skeleton key.

[Opus]

I accept monetary bribes, but you better make it a significant one if you expect me to risk it all.

[krystal]

I'm going to wait for the winner. Then I'm going to beat them up and become the winner.

[Opus]

:think:

[certainlycertainly]

I just caught up to this segment on Podcast, crazy!

[zdunklee]

Some of you'd be amazed to know that the key to the castle is just a simple skeleton key.

So I can just pick the lock then? Hmmm...simple enough.

[-Jiggy-]

Some of you'd be amazed to know that the key to the castle is just a simple skeleton key.

So I can just pick the lock then? Hmmm...simple enough.

Okay cool. So rebellion it is then.



soooooooooo......what do we do first? kill someone or....kinda new to this whole uprising thing. :think:

[Biff]

I think the first step is the solid punch to the yamsack.

[-Jiggy-]

I think the first step is the solid punch to the yamsack.

So does this mean your working for us now. Cause if you are it would make this whole thing go a lot easier.

[zdunklee]

I think the first step is the solid punch to the yamsack.

Hey Potthole...we can spare you if you deliver to Biff one solid punch to the yamsack...but you must have video evidence and post it on youtube or else you die too.

[potthole]

Hey Potthole...we can spare you if you deliver to Biff one solid punch to the yamsack...but you must have video evidence and post it on youtube or else you die too.

Humm...

On one hand, I will be seeing him pretty soon. On the other hand, that means I'd have to touch his balls. I'll have to get back to you guys on that. Part of me thinks I'd rather be killed in an uprising.

[-Jiggy-]

I think the logical first step for us would be to send one of us back in time to kill Biff's mom before she has a chance to give birth to him.

I think it should be you z. Note - when you travel back do not be shocked when you show up nude. This is completely normal. Also, Biff may try to send Pott back to stop you. Do not, I repeat, do not let him have sex with Biff's mom. Trust me on this.

[potthole]

I think the task could be accomplished without time-travel murder. Like somebody could go chop off his dad's weiner.

[zdunklee]

I think the task could be accomplished without time-travel murder. Like somebody could go chop off his dad's weiner.

Hmmm...interesting idea...maybe I'll just convince his mom to get a mexican abortion.

[krystal]

Maybe Biff himself will go back in time and become his own father.

[Biff]

Maybe Biff himself will go back in time and become his own father.

Unfortunately it's too late for that. I done had the family jewels snipped.

[krystal]

Maybe Biff himself will go back in time and become his own father.

Unfortunately it's too late for that. I done had the family jewels snipped.

Really, I don't know why you think that's unfortunate. I would hope that you wouldn't want to make babies with your own mother.

[0rz0ski]

[-Jiggy-]

So just like our infamous zombie thread it looks like this is going to be about 100% planning with about ohhhhh, I don't know,....0% action.

[zdunklee]

Hey...once you get done with the time machine then I can act on my part of the job...so hurry it up damn you.

[krystal]

So just like our infamous zombie thread it looks like this is going to be about 100% planning with about ohhhhh, I don't know,....0% action.

Hey, the zombies are coming. It's not a matter of "if" but of "when".

[schuyler16]

damn straight and all you need to do in preparation for said uprising is merely reading the entirety of the zombie thread(only 94 pages) and follow the instructions to the letter

[-Jiggy-]

damn straight and all you need to do in preparation for said uprising is merely reading the entirety of the zombie thread(only 94 pages) and follow the instructions to the letter

Plus we are adding the time machine. I think I may have found one for you Z.

[Queenie]

Yeah and i'm sure that works splendidly! I think z needs to be the one that sticks that between his legs and goes back in time. :twisted:

[zdunklee]

I tell you what...if you guys buy me that thing AND Biff tells us what year he was born I will make every attempt to use said time machine to go back in time and stop his conception from happening.


Oh and Orz can film it.

[Queenie]

I tell you what...if you guys buy me that thing AND Biff tells us what year he was born I will make every attempt to use said time machine to go back in time and stop his conception from happening.


Oh and Orz can film it, and Queenie can get some ice.

Gosh, didn't you see Napoleon Dynamite?

[zdunklee]

I tell you what...if you guys buy me that thing AND Biff tells us what year he was born I will make every attempt to use said time machine to go back in time and stop his conception from happening.


Oh and Orz can film it, and Queenie can get some ice.

Gosh, didn't you see Napoleon Dynamite?

Of course I did...but I also know Biff is never going to say what year he was born on here...so I have nothing at all to worry about.