Prostate Examination?

[misterfive]

When I was 32, I had a construction accident where I fell 10' off a plank and landed in a sitting position. In the ER in severe pain, the doc (a woman) told me that "rectal muscle tone" was an indicator of spinal cord damage. After she checked out my "rectal muscle tone", I commented, "And not even a kiss to go with it."

Also, I found a pic of HW's and Joe's doc: