Help me!!

[Philly Mike]

I am guessing you aren't married there major. When it comes to a woman there are 3 things you don't do when they are planning the wedding.

1. Say no to the choice she picks when she asks your opinion.

2. Try to talk her into something less than what she wants/needs.

Last and most important

3. Do anything else that can conceivably piss her off.

Not only that, but it's a retarded idea to begin with.

"FORGET THE WEDDING JUST HAVE CAKE AND MUSIC."
Are you serious?
This is a wedding she's describing here, genius. Not a birthday party with the kids from the neighborhood.

I took that part to be a bad joke, however if he was serious that is a whole new slew of problems.