07-08-2008, 01:45 PM
An airplane takes off and the captain gets on and does his usual spiel "We'll be flying at 10,000 feet.....etc etc". He accidentally leaves the microphone on and tells the co-pilot "Well, I'm going to go take a shit and screw the stewardess".
A stewardess in the back of the plane hears this broadcast throughout the whole flight and begins to run toward the cockpit in order to turn the p.a. off.
An old lady stops her and says "What's your hurry missy? You heard him say he was going to take a shit first.".
A stewardess in the back of the plane hears this broadcast throughout the whole flight and begins to run toward the cockpit in order to turn the p.a. off.
An old lady stops her and says "What's your hurry missy? You heard him say he was going to take a shit first.".
Go fuck yourself. Hard.