07-08-2008, 01:56 PM
Lena is taking a shower when the doorbell rings. Bruce, in the bathroom upstairs, yells for her to get the door. Lena throws a towel on and runs down to open the door. Steve, their neighbor is there. Steve looks at Lena with only her towel on and says, "Lena if you drop the towel, I will give you five hundred dollars."
So Lena drops her towel. Keeping his promise, Steve gives her the money and leaves. Lena closes the door and goes back to the bathroom. Bruce asks her, "Who was that?
Lena replies, "Oh, that was Steve from next door." Lena thinks fast. "I don't know what he wanted though."
Bruce then asks, "Did he say anything about the five hundred dollars he owes me?"
So Lena drops her towel. Keeping his promise, Steve gives her the money and leaves. Lena closes the door and goes back to the bathroom. Bruce asks her, "Who was that?
Lena replies, "Oh, that was Steve from next door." Lena thinks fast. "I don't know what he wanted though."
Bruce then asks, "Did he say anything about the five hundred dollars he owes me?"
Go fuck yourself. Hard.