07-08-2008, 01:58 PM
A man boarded an airplane in Baltimore Maryland, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the
crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for the crabs staying cold, and proceeded to rant and rave about
what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Of course this irritated the flight attendant and she told the
passenger not to worry.
Shortly before landing in Atlanta she announced to the entire cabin,
'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Baltimore, please
raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up. so she took them home and ate them herself!
I like stories with happy endings.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the
crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for the crabs staying cold, and proceeded to rant and rave about
what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Of course this irritated the flight attendant and she told the
passenger not to worry.
Shortly before landing in Atlanta she announced to the entire cabin,
'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Baltimore, please
raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up. so she took them home and ate them herself!
I like stories with happy endings.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!