06-18-2008, 09:28 PM
speedbump Wrote:HAHA! I totally forgot about that. I love Zane's little kid voice, and then they play that stupid "Cats in the Cradle" song while he's talking.potthole Wrote:Ah crap, I'm forgetting all the minute (funny) details, but basically Zane once tried to rid himself of a hamster by sticking it into a plastic bag, and throwing it as hard as he could. It takes a turn from the macabre because, if I'm remembering correctly, it took a few attempts to do the deed.
He put it in a bag, swung it around his head, and missfired and threw it straight up into the air where it caught on a tree branch at its apex. The hamster was still moving and Zane had to climb the tree and shake it down. It hit the ground still alive, and when he threw it again at the tree the bag exploded and hamster juice flew everywhere. He didn't even try to clean it up, he just ran back into the house crying and drunk.
The end. Not the funniest version, but short(er).
FB and HW making fun of him is also one of the funniest parts of the break, and the hamster story right before that, where his dad let him leave his hamster in the car for 90 minutes when it was 95 degrees out. The hamster baked and died.