07-14-2008, 08:18 AM
Ok, listen to this one.
It was about 7 or 8 years ago while I was in my dorm room at college. The door was locked.
However, I have a roommate and as far as I knew he was gone to his normal class, in fact I remember him leaving that morning. I didn't have a class for another hour.
So I figured it was prime-time porno time. So I waited the standard 5-10 minutes to make sure he wasn't coming back for any reason.
Well, I got busy beat'n the bald headed champ....I was probably mid-ways through the pounding and suddenly I hear it.
It's not the usual jiggly keys, or the mis-scrape of the keys towards the lock, no no no, there was NO TIME....he hit the key hole perfect, turned it, and opened the door all in one ninja motion.
He opened the door just enough to see me sitting in front of the TV and I JUMPED UP and pulled my pants up and screamed NO I WASN'T! HAHA
He quickly shut the door and screamed HE'S IN HERE WACK'N IT!!!
hahahaha
We're college baseball players so all jokes are fair game....especially personal ones.
So I caught "no I wasn't" jokes the rest of the semester all because his class was cancelled.
BUSTED.
(not my significant other, but it's a funny story)
It was about 7 or 8 years ago while I was in my dorm room at college. The door was locked.
However, I have a roommate and as far as I knew he was gone to his normal class, in fact I remember him leaving that morning. I didn't have a class for another hour.
So I figured it was prime-time porno time. So I waited the standard 5-10 minutes to make sure he wasn't coming back for any reason.
Well, I got busy beat'n the bald headed champ....I was probably mid-ways through the pounding and suddenly I hear it.
It's not the usual jiggly keys, or the mis-scrape of the keys towards the lock, no no no, there was NO TIME....he hit the key hole perfect, turned it, and opened the door all in one ninja motion.
He opened the door just enough to see me sitting in front of the TV and I JUMPED UP and pulled my pants up and screamed NO I WASN'T! HAHA
He quickly shut the door and screamed HE'S IN HERE WACK'N IT!!!
hahahaha
We're college baseball players so all jokes are fair game....especially personal ones.
So I caught "no I wasn't" jokes the rest of the semester all because his class was cancelled.
BUSTED.
(not my significant other, but it's a funny story)