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I fell out of the bathtub a few weeks ago. It was Saturday night and I wanted to take a shower before I went to bed. I had a little too much to drink and I was trying to find a razor and decided not to step out of the tub but just lean over the side cause the sink was right there for me to hold on to (but it's hard to hold on with a wet hand . . duh), and my foot slipped as I was getting the drawer open, and I just plopped right out onto the floor, but not before gashing my torso on the shampoo bottle on the side of the tub. I still have a scar from that.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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