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Several years and a thousand beers ago, I got up in the early hours of the morning to use the bathroom. This was before I/we had any children and it was still safe to sleep in the buff, or so I thought. In my drunken slumber, I made a right instead of a left into the bathroom. I awoke on the front porch, peeing in the shrubs. Of course, the front door locked behind and I was forced to bang on the windows in an attempt to wake my sound asleep wife. She finally answered the door, but not before at least 2 different neighbors got a good laugh.
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