Have you ever been caught?

[beerbarella]

He opened the door just enough to see me sitting in front of the TV and I JUMPED UP and pulled my pants up and screamed NO I WASN'T! HAHA
He quickly shut the door and screamed HE'S IN HERE WACK'N IT!!!
hahahaha

Maybe he screamed it to cover up getting a stiffy when he caught you.
Just a thought.

I've never been caught, but I did catch my ex once. He tried the the same kind of "no I wasn't" line. Um, yeah. Rosie and her five sisters are just hangin' out on your junk for no reason, haha!