07-16-2008, 06:43 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:In 1976 I was a backwoods teen on a wanna be farm in central Michigan and I had never heard of KY before, hell actually I don't even know if it existed yet. I scowered the house too find something slippery too bang my monkey with ( it was just getting too sore dry) I went too the refrigerator one day and then had an epiffiny. Butter!!! It was cool and slippery and worked great! I used it for a couple of months, beating off to pics I stole from my dads porno stash. The only problem was that it had the odor of well.... butter and all my towels were crunchy and buttery. Unfortunatly my mom did the laundry and when she got wise she confronted me towel in hand. I had went from teenager too devil in ten seconds. The next day the only cute neighbor lady we had in our neck of the woods came too visit and while I'm in the kitchen with her and my mom, almost immediatly my mom said "Guess what my sons been doing" Ouch
I've heard of some people using some strange stuff while doing the deed, but this is the first I've heard about butter. For some reason, I can't help but want to crack a joke involving corn on the cob...