your drink of choice ? ? ?

[Titan!]

Back around Christmas my wife and I discovered a giant one liter bottle of unopened Crown Royal in her grandparent's basement. Turns out the stuff's been sitting down there for close to 30 years. I think those years would help it age quite nicely. Now, I just need to get my hands on it..

I think you should get the bottle and let a professional handle it for you. I volunteer.