07-22-2008, 12:19 PM
Queenie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:thats how the wife tracks my finances...by that i mean...calls me while i'm still at wendys and asks "What could possibly cost $7 at Wendys?"
*whisper*help me :'(
Hell you can't buy lunch for much under $7 anymore!!
i know it....and if i buy lunch meat my son has 3 sandiwiches throughout the day and eats it all... so it's gone before the end of the week....and If i don't spend money she knows and asks what i had for lunch..if i reply with 'water' she hollers that it's not good for me...
women... :
if it wasn't for my sex drive.....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"