JWs and the 144,000

[scooterfanatic]

Soooo, this isn't a sign up sheet??? DAMMIT

Nope, sorry. Pretty much all you have to do though is get baptized as a Jehovah's Witness (it's really easy, study for a while then they ask you three sets of questions from a book that actually gives you the answers. All you gotta do is paraphrase them reasonably well), and then after a while, just claim you're "annointed" and start drinking the wine and eating the bread at the passover thing they have every year. Most of them won't believe you, but they won't challenge you on it, either.