Survivorman

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Big deal. That just means he has a schlong. :

man...another joke i don't understand....you are on a roll

It refers to your obvious penchant for the male of our species. You mention you have a man crush on someone. I see this as an opportunity to make a joke as to your homofied sluttiness, and so I imply that the only requirement for you to have a man crush on someone is a penis. Since all males have penii, you must be a big giant manslut. Vis a vis. As it were and whatnot.