Survivorman

[fistor!@#]

It refers to your obvious penchant for the male of our species. You mention you have a man crush on someone. I see this as an opportunity to make a joke as to your homofied sluttiness, and so I imply that the only requirement for you to have a man crush on someone is a penis. Since all males have penii, you must be a big giant manslut. Vis a vis. As it were and whatnot.

ahh got it...

if your logic is correct, than the fact that my mancrush on you is non-existant...then that must imply that you have no penis?

Exactly.






wait....what?